TrowzersMay 04, 2014May 04, 2014 at 06:22 AM
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image no longer hosted — http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h415/Trowzerpants/ESO%20stuff/ESO-Trowzers_zps9e62fffa.jpg[/img]Letter from Trowzers, the Khajiit, to Zertrows, the Bosmer.
It looks like this missive was scratched with an inked claw. One corner is damp with seawater, and it smells faintly of Bugloss.
My dear Zertrows,
Do not fear, all is well with your sister-cub, and this one hopes this missive also finds you well. Your sister misses you, so far away over the seas, and can only hope your return to the great forests of Valenwood was more joyful than your leaving.
However, this one has a bone to pick with you. Zertrows advised this one to stay in Kenarthi's Roost and pick flowers, and Trowzers did this quite happily. This one also learned dancing at the Temple here, and the sun was warm and the sands soft and everything was good. But Kenarthi's Roost is no longer such a safe place. It seems the Maomer have their eye on it, and other unnatural forces - and so, following your advice, Trowzers jumped ship for Vulkhel Guard in order to be safe. And yesterday Trowzers sought out the warehouse that Zertrows told her to find, if ever she was in need of work and new contacts.
But instead of a safe harbor, what did this one find? Harsh words! Angry faces! Drawn weapons! It seems the guild Zertrows recommended to this one is not as secure as her sister thought!
Let this one explain - in these times Trowzers did not think it wise to approach strangers without first doing a little background checking, as old Ma'jo advised us, so Trowzers skulked around the warehouse, trying to be casual while listening in on the conversation. But instead of a little eavesdropping, this one found herself trapped behind a barrel as the Guild members started quibbling with a Thalmor representative. Arguing with the Thalmor! Who needs such trouble in these times? And the tensions were not just with the interloper - there seems to be plenty of ruffled fur among the guild members themselves! At the first opportunity, this one took her leave and left the Khajiit to go off on some mission, while Trowzers headed to the Inn for a little stress relief.
So Trowzers asks her sister - are you sure this was the right warehouse? Perhaps you can give this one more contact information? This one does not want to get off on the wrong paw, or get caught up in someone else's troubles.
May you walk on warm sands, sister.
~Trowzers
Edited May 04, 2014 at 06:38 AM by 0


