Three-Trees

I know what yer thinkin'. Bloody northman with a name like one o' them lizard types. Might be I got a bloody good reason for havin' a name like that, and might be I'll tell one o' you bloody little tree elves 'bout it after a few more tankards o' this piss water you Bosmer call ale.

Now I never was one for the likes a' none o' you Dominion types, but turns out the north wasn't much for the likes o' me. Was a time I had a right proper home up north with a proper crew and plenty o' proper work.
But things change.

And things changed.
Now all I got waitin' for me up there is blood, and plenty of it. Comes a time in a mans life where he's got to decide where he stands. I could give half a dog's fart 'bout the lot o' ya, all told. I reckon I stand on my side, and whoever's standin' there aside me.

I ain't got much o' a past to tell. Lizards found me when I was a lad lyin' beneath three big oak trees after a mess o' Orcs did for my village. Patched me right up. Showed me how to hold a blade. Never was much for sneakin' around like the likes o' them. I like to stare a man dead in his eyes so 'e can see his death a' commin' to 'em. Gives 'em a few seconds a' wonder 'bout who 'e wronged. Gives 'em a chance at regret. Some o' 'em gives 'em a chance to get a bit o' courage up. Men all die the same way in the end, courage or no. They shit themselves, piss themselves, and they die. Simple. Lived most o' my life openin' men's bellies n' throats for gold. Never was much good at aught else. I can kill a man though, good n' dead. Dead as ya ever saw one, maybe deader. Fact is I might just kill me one tonight. Might even be you. There'd be a right bit o' irony in that, eh? Reckon there would be, at that.

Now ya know why I got this bloody lizard name, and now I can put a blade half way up yer arse for sayin' aught but pleasant things 'bout it. And now that our introductions are out o' the way, how's 'bout another mug o' that Bosmer latrine water. I think I might even be growin' a bit more fond o' the stinkin' piss.

I luv that pic

signed
@Tryynity