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The Church of Ganja

1 posts · started by SneakySneakyBOOM on Jun 27, 2014 · 1400 views · in General Discussion
SneakySneakyBOOMJun 27, 2014
Jun 27, 2014 at 05:32 AM #1
I, Fumo, Prophet of Ganja, have been all around Tamriel trying to spread the word of the Ninth Divine, our Lord Ganja. He is a god that is pleased by revelry, fertility (both in the field and elsewhere), and by fire. He encourages us to seek the lighter side of life, the fun in a gathering of friends, the mind-opening experiences that various "drugs" have to offer us (Skooma, ale, and the holy plant, Tangleweed), and the calm contentedness that good friends, and a warm hearth bring to the weary. In our church, we do not preach reckless abandon, but earning the privilege of revelry, for in order to continue pleasing our Lord Ganja, we must be productive to feed ourselves and the fruit of our loins that his worship may continue into the next generations. Some of you may call us a cult, but we only wish to help others and lead them on the path to the exaltation of our Lord Ganja through the Revel. Behold, the revelers that were bringing glory to our lord in the tavern tonight!