Thalmor Soldier Kill Counter

Thalmor Soldier

#1

Thalmor Soldier noticed some commotion on Gnarlus' ship and upon inspection was made aware of a bomb onboard the ship. As the thalmor soldier attempted to flee the ship he tripped and fell overboard, finding himself weighed down to the bottom of the ocean by his armor. Calomel was able to save the poor soldier by stripping him of his armor, allowing him to swim to the surface and make his way back to shore, only to find himself standing naked before a crowd of onlookers. Humiliated, the soldier attempted to flee the scene but in a breathless panic fell down a flight of stairs and awoke a short time later, only to be killed by Gnarlus who believed him to be a zombie when he stood up.

#2

Stung by giant wasps while spying on Ri'Sari's meeting...

#3

Zapped, burned, frozen, shot with an arrow, stabbed, zapped a few more times, burned again... stabbed a couple more times, stomped on, speared repeatedly, zapped, frozen, burned, stomped on... stomped on... stomped on.... zapped... speared again, then zapped after attempting to assassinate Ri'Sari after the meeting.

#4

While spying on Ri'Sari's meeting, the soldier found himself leaning against a brick wall while trying to peer over enough to spy on the gathering. Thalmor Soldier found himself caught off guard by Sumar who stumbled over the soldier (quite literally) and then proceeded to kill the soldier in order to avoid the embarrassment of having people know about the mishap.

#1 is my favorite so far

#5

One delinquent Thalmor, having drunken himself into unconsciousness while staking out 5 Claws with his fellow soldiers, woke well after closing time. He had been summarily dumped outside on the veranda, and was lying in a pool of vomit. Pushing himself to his feet, he tried to brush his jerkin clean and get back to report... something.

One stair at a time. One stair.

A leather boot stepped on his. A hand cupped the back of his neck. And his head went forward into the handrail with enough speed to break his neck clean.

Meriel held onto the scruff of his jerkin for a moment. Taking another swig from the bottle (for she regularly flinched them from the bar and dropped them off the veranda into the bushes for after hours inebriation), she then dumped the contents out onto the stairs and then let the bottle drop where it may. She let the Altmer go to land on a heap on the wood slats.

A tragic accident, this one, all agreed when dawn came.

These are actual ways my character "Thalmor Soldier" has died during RP. I'm not making a thread about comedic ways he could die, this is to be an archive of the comedic ways he has died while roleplaying with the guild during guild events or just random rp with other guild members.

Agreed keep it up please :D

Thank you Maddisynn :)

#5

Thalmor Soldier stands watch, eyes several suspicious shadows at the end of the bridge while Atherius interrogates Ri'Sari. An odd noise catches the soldier's attention and he moves to the edge of the bridge, looking over to see what made the noise and finds himself suddenly yanked over the edge. The soldier lands hard on his back, only to be killed by an unseen assailant before he can recover.

#6

Stabbed in the back by an unseen assailant while attempting to prevent Ri'Sari's escape.

#7

Stabbed in the back again almost immediately after reviving with a soul gem after being stabbed in the back while trying to prevent Ri'Sari's escape.

#8, 9, 10

Thalmor soldier was riddled with arrows on the docks when his unit attempted to seize Gnarlus' ship. Ironically, this took place only minutes after Thalmor Soldier was told that his retirement paperwork would be pushed through.