robybeckJul 05, 2014Jul 05, 2014 at 10:08 PM
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ESO @account: robybeck
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Name: grumpyKajit
Age: adolescent
Race: meow!
Flair: i'm grumpykjit, a minor celebrity, no flair needed.
Rumors about me:
my head is always in the clouds.
i used to have 6 nipples when i was a kitten, so is my grilfriend..
woodelves just accuses me that i steal their catnips skooma behind their back.
Background:
I was from the MOON !! where river is made from melted brie, and mountain are made with stinkin' blue cheese.
Something happened, I don't know what, i was trapped in skyrim, with only 2 wheels of hard cheese.
stealing in Skyrim to get by was hard... much harder than Auridon. fortunately, some grumpy orange haired evil caster adopted and raised me. so i sound more like an immature evil caster, rather than a proper kajit.
alas, i was kicked out after i hit puberty and started hitting on his favorite kitten.
after i was kicked out, i put myself thru the mage college by dancing naked in front of city forges, and collected tips. sometime ppl spit on me, especially those snooty high elves.
my hobby is baking moon biscuits, talking dirty to ghosts.
my ambition:
sticking my head in the clouds.
claw the bejeesus out of that leather couch in that snooty high elf's chick's house.
image no longer hosted — http://i.imgur.com/asdbirw.jpg[/img]Name: grumpyKajit
Age: adolescent
Race: meow!
Flair: i'm grumpykjit, a minor celebrity, no flair needed.
Rumors about me:
my head is always in the clouds.
i used to have 6 nipples when i was a kitten, so is my grilfriend..
woodelves just accuses me that i steal their catnips skooma behind their back.
Background:
I was from the MOON !! where river is made from melted brie, and mountain are made with stinkin' blue cheese.
Something happened, I don't know what, i was trapped in skyrim, with only 2 wheels of hard cheese.
stealing in Skyrim to get by was hard... much harder than Auridon. fortunately, some grumpy orange haired evil caster adopted and raised me. so i sound more like an immature evil caster, rather than a proper kajit.
alas, i was kicked out after i hit puberty and started hitting on his favorite kitten.
after i was kicked out, i put myself thru the mage college by dancing naked in front of city forges, and collected tips. sometime ppl spit on me, especially those snooty high elves.
my hobby is baking moon biscuits, talking dirty to ghosts.
my ambition:
sticking my head in the clouds.
claw the bejeesus out of that leather couch in that snooty high elf's chick's house.
Edited Jul 06, 2014 at 02:06 AM by 0
TryynityJul 05, 2014