goonygoonAug 06, 2014Aug 06, 2014 at 09:30 PM
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@nazzo23
GoonyGoon
Age is forgotten. Bad memory, good skooma
Race:High Elf
Flair: The mustache of a God, and the eyes of a thief. Only worried about one thing, and that is making a profit. Some would not take him serious with his curly grey mustache, but Goony is no one to joke around with. Goony jokes too much and hates when others joke to him. He stands 6 feet tall with a mischievous look in his eyes, and it is hard to trust him.
Rumors: Some have called Goony mad and insane. Some refer to him as a evil genius. Others call him selfish and say he only cares about money.
Background: GoonyGoon grew up in Auridion with his single father who raised him. As a kid his dad taught him the art of magic and how to summon demons. Goonys faviorte demon was his pet scamp, Scampy. Goony and Scampy we're best friends and in time grew very close, and proved to be Goonys only friend. His father would always come home and teach Goonny the arts of summoning and lighting, that Goony had no time to go out and meet other kids. He was always stuck at home learning and training. This continued until Goony was 15.
His dad was someone who was very smart, very wise, yet a fool. His colleagues would call him nuts and make fun of him. They said he was destined to die and be forgotten, and every day these insults took a toll, and one day he lost it.
His father was a crazy lunatic who was obsessed with becoming immortal. One day his father summoned a powerful Daedra and attempted to wager his sons soul in order for him to live forever. Some of the Dadric demons would laugh in his face and run off, but one day, after a handfull of demons laughed at his father, sheogorath accidentally stumbled through the portal drunk. Goonys father was crying and cursing his life, unaware the god of madness was right in front of him. Sheogorath in a drunken stupor took pity on Goonys father and said he would allow for him to be immortal on one account, and that was to let Goony kill his father. His dad protsted saying this was counterproductive but Sheogorath started yelling and intimidating him. "IM A GOD YOU FOOL!" He was yelling, "ARE YOU A GOD?! NO! Trust me...Im Sheogorath." And the fool of a father as he was he believed him. "WELL WAHT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! BRING ME THE BOY!" And off went Goonys dad. Goony was then dragged in front of the God of Maddness and told the deal, kill his father to make his father immortal....Goony refused too saying taht made no sense at all to him, his dad started yelling at him to do it, kill him to make him live forever, Sheogorath was laughing hystercally watching the whoel thing, Then his dad started hitting him.
"KILL ME!" He yelled while slapping, punching and pushing GoonyGoon, "DO IT!" Then he started to shock him. Splashing his own son with lighting, Sheogorath was on his knees at this point crying from laughing so hard. "DO IT DAMMNIT!" His dad kept yelling then out of fear GoonyGoon summoned his best friend Scamp, and scamp lost it. He bit, slashed Goonys father, his dad was bleeding, Goony was bleeding, his scamp was being tossed around. "KILL ME GOON!" Yelled his dad as he threw a crystal at him, "I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT KILL ME!" And thats when Goonygoon summoned his first stone atronach which ripped his father apart into pices in front of him. Sheogorath laughed and as soon as his dad was killed Goonygoon pleaded to him, "I DID IT! I killed him now bring him back!" And Sheogorath just looked at him and said "You really didnt think itwas going to work did you?" Gave one last laugh and stumbled through the portal leaving Goony goon with his wounded scamp and scattered limbs of his father..
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GoonyGoon
Age is forgotten. Bad memory, good skooma
Race:High Elf
Flair: The mustache of a God, and the eyes of a thief. Only worried about one thing, and that is making a profit. Some would not take him serious with his curly grey mustache, but Goony is no one to joke around with. Goony jokes too much and hates when others joke to him. He stands 6 feet tall with a mischievous look in his eyes, and it is hard to trust him.
Rumors: Some have called Goony mad and insane. Some refer to him as a evil genius. Others call him selfish and say he only cares about money.
Background: GoonyGoon grew up in Auridion with his single father who raised him. As a kid his dad taught him the art of magic and how to summon demons. Goonys faviorte demon was his pet scamp, Scampy. Goony and Scampy we're best friends and in time grew very close, and proved to be Goonys only friend. His father would always come home and teach Goonny the arts of summoning and lighting, that Goony had no time to go out and meet other kids. He was always stuck at home learning and training. This continued until Goony was 15.
His dad was someone who was very smart, very wise, yet a fool. His colleagues would call him nuts and make fun of him. They said he was destined to die and be forgotten, and every day these insults took a toll, and one day he lost it.
His father was a crazy lunatic who was obsessed with becoming immortal. One day his father summoned a powerful Daedra and attempted to wager his sons soul in order for him to live forever. Some of the Dadric demons would laugh in his face and run off, but one day, after a handfull of demons laughed at his father, sheogorath accidentally stumbled through the portal drunk. Goonys father was crying and cursing his life, unaware the god of madness was right in front of him. Sheogorath in a drunken stupor took pity on Goonys father and said he would allow for him to be immortal on one account, and that was to let Goony kill his father. His dad protsted saying this was counterproductive but Sheogorath started yelling and intimidating him. "IM A GOD YOU FOOL!" He was yelling, "ARE YOU A GOD?! NO! Trust me...Im Sheogorath." And the fool of a father as he was he believed him. "WELL WAHT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! BRING ME THE BOY!" And off went Goonys dad. Goony was then dragged in front of the God of Maddness and told the deal, kill his father to make his father immortal....Goony refused too saying taht made no sense at all to him, his dad started yelling at him to do it, kill him to make him live forever, Sheogorath was laughing hystercally watching the whoel thing, Then his dad started hitting him.
"KILL ME!" He yelled while slapping, punching and pushing GoonyGoon, "DO IT!" Then he started to shock him. Splashing his own son with lighting, Sheogorath was on his knees at this point crying from laughing so hard. "DO IT DAMMNIT!" His dad kept yelling then out of fear GoonyGoon summoned his best friend Scamp, and scamp lost it. He bit, slashed Goonys father, his dad was bleeding, Goony was bleeding, his scamp was being tossed around. "KILL ME GOON!" Yelled his dad as he threw a crystal at him, "I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT KILL ME!" And thats when Goonygoon summoned his first stone atronach which ripped his father apart into pices in front of him. Sheogorath laughed and as soon as his dad was killed Goonygoon pleaded to him, "I DID IT! I killed him now bring him back!" And Sheogorath just looked at him and said "You really didnt think itwas going to work did you?" Gave one last laugh and stumbled through the portal leaving Goony goon with his wounded scamp and scattered limbs of his father..
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