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Tumbleweed Tales - Outlaw Altmer vs. the world

2 posts · started by ScarlettCrush on Aug 17, 2014 · 2074 views · in Storylines, Journals, and Stories
ScarlettCrushAug 17, 2014
Aug 17, 2014 at 06:53 PM #1
I woke groggy having 'lost' a drinking contest last night to a ruddy faced wood elf. Satisfaction is on my side, the drunker we got the free'er he was with coin until.. I passed out on the table with his coinpurse tucked in my hatband. This is easier when my armor is light and low cut.
*looking down at the scuffs and badly patched holes*
...gods....I need new armor.
Must make a point to target richer marks in the future.

The fest was entertaining, though I picked less pockets than I had planned since it was attended mostly by the coterie and it would be past rude to steal from family. In this family....it might cost a finger.

The play...better than I anticipated. Lots of backstage prompting, prop failures and eyerolling....intended or not had me giggling. More than once I wished for some way to tip the actors before I could help myself. I was in such a mighty mood after, I drank 3 pints of silverhead moon sugar special malt on the way to the high diving contest.

Despite doing several stylish rolls on the way down and killing a skeleton in my bikini, no style points where awarded.
I blame the mead.
Second try was filled with noises 'you're on the wrong side' 'no using solar flares' and 'no high diving with your horse'
so I skipped the rest and wandered off to adventure once more.

I'm allergic to rules.

Edited Aug 17, 2014 at 06:58 PM by 0