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pinned Guild Chat Quotes out of Context

214 posts · started by @Sweet_Roll_Thief on Aug 20, 2014 · 48938 views · in General Discussion
ElsyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 06:49 AM #1
Exactly as the title of the thread suggests, this thread is for all the wonderful strangeness contained within the Blue Skooma Guild Chat! If you've read or said anything in guild chat that sounds weird, suggestive, or can induce a few laughs, post it here! We wanna see it!

It would be best to keep the character/account name of whomever said whatever quote you post here to yourself. We aren't looking to generate ill-will between guildies! Just here for a few laughs. If you have permission from the person who said the quote you are going to post, then feel free to share the character/account name.

This thread has a NSFW label, just in case the things get a little too strange.

Don't forget to leave a little moon sugar tip for your favorites! <3

Edited Aug 20, 2014 at 06:50 AM by 0

ElsyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 06:52 AM #2
Kicking it off with the quote that spurred such a thread:

"what if it was a chinese dick load...then what?"
BeckifyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 02:41 PM #3
Gnarlus yelling in chat yesterday "Lucrezia that's not hard enough, hit me harder!" had me rolling lol
CalomelAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 03:59 PM #4
In Teamspeak last night:

"Hey Calomel, you have COX?"
BeckifyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 04:09 PM #5
Lmao Cal I swear it was funnier when you said "I have Cox." (and so seriously too)
IcyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 05:05 PM #6
Damn you Cox internet!
BeckifyAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 05:10 PM #7
Cox sucks! Especially last night for you two.

^^Now that sounded dirty lol
ConnynAug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 09:06 PM #8
OK...I like my meat spicey...sooo not sure wrote


this had me giggling a bit x3

Edited Aug 20, 2014 at 09:08 PM by 0

IcyAug 22, 2014
Aug 22, 2014 at 12:50 AM #9
"A Gata did you find your clothes?"

ahahahaha
IcyAug 22, 2014
Aug 22, 2014 at 01:36 AM #10
*Pulls up a chair and shits... grabbing his pie from earlier and begins eating it again* "Whatever you feel is worth it friend." ~ Shere'khaann, 2014

Edited Aug 22, 2014 at 01:42 AM by 0

ElsyAug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 02:24 AM #11
"I am Kitty Jesus!"

Yep.
LindiAug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 06:35 PM #12
"I like my meat spicey" Was me...referring to Alyssia =P

~Lindi
TowimAug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 07:45 PM #13
Sumar: (You dirty minded people, it was just a hung!)

Sumar: (*hug... omg. never living that one down...)
ElsyAug 31, 2014
Aug 31, 2014 at 07:34 AM #14
"Are you a pimp, Hild?"
MailnaAug 31, 2014
Aug 31, 2014 at 01:40 PM #15
"If a Khajit has sex with a senche, is it considered bestiality or incest?"
CalomelSep 01, 2014
Sep 01, 2014 at 01:30 AM #16
"I like to read comics while I poop."
-Ash

Edited Sep 01, 2014 at 01:31 AM by 0

Phoenix.The.KidSep 07, 2014
Sep 07, 2014 at 04:06 AM #17
Ash Nazg: "Now merchant, I will turn around and you will be completely out of my sight, vulnerable to danger."
BhidulSep 08, 2014
Sep 08, 2014 at 02:11 AM #18
Bhidul- 'Language are my virtue'

Edited Sep 08, 2014 at 02:12 AM by 0

AretSep 08, 2014
Sep 08, 2014 at 04:01 AM #19
"There isn't an ass flatter than mine!"
GnarlusSep 08, 2014
Sep 08, 2014 at 01:49 PM #20
I've got some oldies from the past:

Ri'sari:
"Let's not do the sex thing."



Gnarlus:
"Dominatrix's give the pain, not take it."

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ConnynSep 08, 2014
Sep 08, 2014 at 02:37 PM #21
"Well technically it's true because you're the size of a pea when you're a fetus..."

from teamspeak lol
BeckifySep 08, 2014
Sep 08, 2014 at 09:05 PM #22
Chat in Guild Chat and Team Speak about Do'Mojiq's fluffy tail and Lucrezia wanting to curl up in it and take a nap:


Do'Mojiq: ((Accept the bush Lu!))
Mighty: You done it, Lu! YOU GRABBED THE BUSH!
Lu: *neverletsgoofthebush*
Krynger: "She's fondling your tail and rolling around in it!"
TowimSep 09, 2014
Sep 09, 2014 at 01:02 AM #23
[Sylvaswift] whispers: Whats up your end?
Phoenix.The.KidSep 10, 2014
Sep 10, 2014 at 02:03 AM #24
TS tomfoolery:

Feeny: "Hey, I found a burrito!"
RedLion: "WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT BURRITO."

Edited Sep 10, 2014 at 02:04 AM by 0

Phoenix.The.KidSep 10, 2014
Sep 10, 2014 at 02:19 AM #25
[Elicia Chamire] thinks Afer is a giant bag of soggy wheat.
GnarlusSep 15, 2014
Sep 15, 2014 at 02:57 AM #26
[After the Infallible] leaves a note on the table, Saying that he lives for the the Fighter's Guild in the Mourning.
GnarlyarchfiendSep 15, 2014
Sep 15, 2014 at 03:03 AM #27
Eddy you spelled 'Afer' wrong
GnarlusSep 15, 2014
Sep 15, 2014 at 03:47 AM #28
Kade sets down his food and grabs the flat bread, wrapping it around his meat and placing it in the box.
Phoenix.The.KidSep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 08:03 PM #30
@Malatorius: IT IS AN ANCIENT FEATURE THAT WAS OLD WHEN THE WORLD WAS YOUNG! BEFORE THE COSMOS FIRST IGNITED IN THE HEAVENS AROUND THE BIRTH OF THE IMMORTAL ENTITY KNOWS AS CHER

@EuropeanDra9on: You mean Chim?

@Malatorius: No... I meant Cher.
BeckifySep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 08:12 PM #31
Something I said: "I like to watch random people collect wood."
RedLion2000Sep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 11:32 PM #32
Milo in TS - "Heh, John! Milo needs you for his release."
@KateMoSep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 10:56 PM #33
I feel like this needs to be added: Krimie Nightwood.

Sorry xD
Phoenix.The.KidSep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 03:56 PM #34
Sarena Swiftclaw: Geargo, he just got blasted in the face with the stuff.
BhidulSep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 11:18 PM #35
I heard Milo say something like this: 'He attends his cooking sweetrolls'

Edited Sep 28, 2014 at 11:18 PM by 0

TryynityOct 04, 2014
Oct 04, 2014 at 02:39 PM #36
Sylvaswift is sitting the Clan Mothers House, late night chat with Mazura about love and jealousy and learning how to not be. A White Khajiit walks in, not of the guild but a visitor.

After greetings and intros, Sylvaswift announces that Mazura is teaching him how to not be jealous and that Mazura is the greatest lover in all of Tamriel, although he spoke not of sex but of the heart.
making sure the stranger knew he had not tasted Mazura's wares.

The white khajiit responds by saying...

Morjoh Ravikar says: "We all have a great lover buried deep inside of us..."

Sylva chuckles and smirks hearing something entirely different.

Sylva says: Usually this one does. *laughs*
BeckifyOct 04, 2014
Oct 04, 2014 at 09:52 PM #37
Mightyman: Becki, I can send you a pic of Dick on Enjin.

Mightyman: So Becki, would you like the Dick (Dastardly) pic?

Mightyman: Who else wants a Dick pic?

Beckify: I never say no to Dick (Dastardly) pics.

Hunts: ._.

Beckify: Send one to Hunts too.

Hunts: o_o
Mo'jahi Ice-EyeOct 05, 2014
Oct 05, 2014 at 01:43 AM #39
lol!
KanannieOct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 08:14 AM #40
This was a recent incident.

Jo'Zrijhi and I were "cuddling" on the second floor of the Clanmother's. Phy (me) made an offhanded comment about how they shouldn't do anything where there are eyes and ears about. Immediately followed by two other members of the guild chiming in with "Hello."

I love this big dumb group. You guys are hilarious. <3
AlayaneFeb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 05:37 AM #41
"I was being slammed in school"- Elsy
AlayaneFeb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 05:43 AM #42
BRING THIS BACK
ElsyFeb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 07:33 PM #43
Thanks. :P
ElridgeFeb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 08:57 PM #44
yay college? hahaha
ElsyFeb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 09:38 PM #45
LOL
king_honeybadgerFeb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 02:43 AM #46
Haj (in TeamSpeak):
"Who wants my meat?"
BhidulFeb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 04:11 AM #47
"Dunmer smell like ashtrays." -Bhi the Bhiutiful 2015 #Ego
AlayaneFeb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 06:03 AM #48
"When is the last time you saw a child in game.?"
BloodSniperXIFeb 22, 2015
Feb 22, 2015 at 06:45 AM #49
Mullet: "PETB: People for the Ethical Treatment of Boulders"
Sniper: "all about making money, raising hell, and not actually saving boulders"
Sniper: "which is terrible in this age of erosion."
BhidulFeb 23, 2015
Feb 23, 2015 at 12:10 AM #50
Mullet: She gets killed
Badger: *Misunderstood* She gets a kid?

Lolwut
BhidulFeb 24, 2015
Feb 24, 2015 at 03:07 AM #51
Mullet: "What happened."
Elsy: "Bhi was poking me..."
Elsy: "With his knife..."

*Gets moved to timeout*
AneovaMar 08, 2015
Mar 08, 2015 at 06:48 PM #52
@Axmalexia: if you scratch the back of your throat with a banana it tastes like ice-cream
AneovaMar 21, 2015
Mar 21, 2015 at 09:48 PM #53
Alijham: "lean on the counter if you must."he dug through his pack. "mind taking off your pants."
TheMulletWhispererApr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 03:29 AM #54
Bhi: Grr... NO, TAKE IT! *Rubs in face*

Badger: *Moans*
Mo'jahi Ice-EyeApr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 04:32 AM #55
(This happened during an auction giveaway, one of the best typos ive seen xD)

Question: What is the rarest motif in the game?

Someone answered: Dwemer fukk book
BhidulApr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 04:48 AM #56
Wadiq- m8 open this g8 and i will r8 you 8/8
Me- *Sends whisper* I will r8p u
AneovaApr 19, 2015
Apr 19, 2015 at 01:07 AM #57
DanteMarquez: "but but i'm a smexy imperial"
Mullet: "Men are best"

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BhidulApr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 02:31 AM #58
le guild chat
*I walk over to ICly whisper to mal and move out of my guarding post next to Elsy*
Elsy: BHI HOW COULD YOU, I COULD JAVE BEEN STABBED WHILE YOU WERE GONE!
Mullet: Elsy was stabbed
Me: That's going in the forums
VythurApr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 04:35 PM #59
I feel I should mention, Bhi came up just to whisper "You's a punk a** b*tch"
BhidulApr 21, 2015
Apr 21, 2015 at 12:14 AM #60
When did I do that? >.> Refresh my memory.
VythurApr 21, 2015
Apr 21, 2015 at 03:56 AM #61
Uuuhhhh.....shhh, look at the pretty meme!
BhidulApr 30, 2015
Apr 30, 2015 at 01:30 AM #62
Azhriji: "Mmm... so you are the one that brings the tasty meats?"
ElridgeApr 30, 2015
Apr 30, 2015 at 04:29 PM #63
*throws his arms in the air* Bhi finally learned what "out of context means" yaaaay :P

Edited Apr 30, 2015 at 04:30 PM by 0

Scavenger360May 22, 2015
May 22, 2015 at 08:48 PM #64
*Middle of conversation about Friday's RP event*
Bhi: "I'm gonna go smoke some weed on Skyrim, be back later."

Edited May 22, 2015 at 08:49 PM by 0

AneovaMay 24, 2015
May 24, 2015 at 06:02 AM #65
Ebonwind: oh we all sucked at one point in our lives
ElsyMay 24, 2015
May 24, 2015 at 07:48 AM #66
Mullet: "In hindsight the bald guy with the goatee should've tipped me off. But., live and learn."
Scavenger360Jun 07, 2015
Jun 07, 2015 at 10:59 PM #67
Ali: "They suck it through the tiny cork pores with their specially attuned Tamriellic mouths."

Edited Jun 07, 2015 at 11:00 PM by 0

TheMulletWhispererJun 18, 2015
Jun 18, 2015 at 11:45 PM #68
Shad0wz: OMG WHY IS THIS BOMSER SO BIG?!
TheMulletWhispererJun 22, 2015
Jun 22, 2015 at 05:05 AM #69
@Raccoonism: "That is a very large Khajiit."
Scavenger360Jun 24, 2015
Jun 24, 2015 at 10:15 PM #70
Alijham ran the back of his dingers softly down Hlor's cheek, sighing.

Scav in GC: Ali is touching people's faces with his dinger.
Scavenger360Jun 26, 2015
Jun 26, 2015 at 12:38 AM #71
Frestion: Depending on what mood I'm in, I hate things in my mouth.

Manguy: I like lots of things in my mouth, but just not meat covered in white stuff, that's just, ugh
ElsyJun 26, 2015
Jun 26, 2015 at 02:46 AM #72
Ali: and im just kissing her eye stalks, and she's sucking in and coming out
ElsyJun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 01:14 AM #73
@GnarlyArchfiend: Don't feel me, dude
@Skater9003: I'll feel whoever I want
@GnarlyArchfiend: Not if I feel you first
RoseheadJun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 01:14 AM #74
Kramkoo: looks to the stripped khajiit, he nods with a cheeky smile "I'm in charge here"
Lucian Sorenshield (z0mbies)Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 03:17 AM #76
Afer: "actually bout to get off right now, sorry."
Afer: "sorry wrong chat"
Me: "TMI"
TheMulletWhispererJul 02, 2015
Jul 02, 2015 at 01:00 AM #77
Elsy: "Ane"
Elsy: "I got it up!"
ElsyJul 02, 2015
Jul 02, 2015 at 08:44 AM #78
@Za'Kir: GO FASTER FRESTION
ElsyJul 03, 2015
Jul 03, 2015 at 06:45 AM #79
@TheMulletWhisperer: I CAN FEEL THE COTTON ON MY BODY
@TheMulletWhisperer: SO CLOSE
TheMulletWhispererJul 05, 2015
Jul 05, 2015 at 09:09 PM #80
Ali: Yeah they are like
h u g e
TheMulletWhispererJul 06, 2015
Jul 06, 2015 at 12:45 AM #81
Frestion: "Yeah all you have to do is get her wet and follow her."
TheMulletWhispererJul 13, 2015
Jul 13, 2015 at 04:58 AM #82
Elsy: "Like what sort of gems? As a necklace or something?"

Ainaon: "Yes, something sharty and blue."
BhidulJul 14, 2015
Jul 14, 2015 at 01:22 AM #83
Hlor: "This town has hit rock bottom, hasn't it?" rubs her bro.
TheMulletWhispererJul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 12:09 AM #84
Bhi: No
Bhi: I loved her from the inside
BhidulJul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 12:12 AM #85
I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA SHOW UP.
BeckifyJul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 03:43 AM #86
Afer: "Just touch it once Nel."
TheMulletWhispererJul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 01:39 AM #87
Mok: "Mok be back one moment. He see if she is busty"
ElsyJul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 04:11 AM #88
Ebonwind: How is the RP tonight?
Raccoon: We explored a hole.
RoseheadJul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 04:55 AM #89
@eddiember: "I actually just mailed my thing to Tigger. Feel free to reply to that."
TheMulletWhispererJul 31, 2015
Jul 31, 2015 at 01:30 AM #90
@manguy - *Strokes Mullet*
RoseheadAug 01, 2015
Aug 01, 2015 at 02:36 AM #91
@eddiember: "Mok can make you all wet..."
BhidulAug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 01:11 AM #92
Lu: I lift wood
TheMulletWhispererAug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 04:22 AM #93
@Beckify: "NOT HARD ENOUGH OBVIOUSLY"
ElsyAug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 04:28 AM #94
Raccoon: "ITS NOT MIGHT FAULT HEY LIVE IN THE FUTURE."
ElsyAug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 04:29 AM #95
Mullet: GMT: Greenwich Meme Time
TheMulletWhispererAug 25, 2015
Aug 25, 2015 at 02:10 AM #97
Ali : "Mmn. did you drink it because it was hard? Or for fun?"
BhidulAug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 02:11 AM #98
Elsy: "AFER IS INSIDE ME."
BhidulSep 03, 2015
Sep 03, 2015 at 12:20 AM #99
Ari: "You know I love stroking the kitty."
ElsySep 15, 2015
Sep 15, 2015 at 03:28 AM #100
LOL MULLET DUN FUPPED
TheMulletWhispererSep 15, 2015
Sep 15, 2015 at 03:45 AM #101
Lies and slander.
Readran TelessarSep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015 at 02:20 AM #102
"Wait he is only half male?"
BeckifySep 22, 2015
Sep 22, 2015 at 12:14 PM #103
Reliza: That's hard enough.
BhidulSep 30, 2015
Sep 30, 2015 at 12:27 AM #104
Mullet (Who f*cks up): "*Eats the kitty"
Supreme CactusOct 06, 2015
Oct 06, 2015 at 02:24 AM #105
Lu: Bhi's inside me again
BhidulNov 16, 2015
Nov 16, 2015 at 01:52 AM #106
Ali "He cannot be destroyed... for my love penetrates him too deep..."
TheMulletWhispererDec 02, 2015
Dec 02, 2015 at 01:55 AM #107
[Zeerith R'Zanar] nudes Kris
BhidulDec 03, 2015
Dec 03, 2015 at 01:50 AM #108
Mullet- "Cockmakers" (New spelling of Clockmakers.)
ElsyDec 12, 2015
Dec 12, 2015 at 06:51 AM #109
10879498 : i dont need this. Im a strong independent Imperial man who needs no spell check

Edited Dec 12, 2015 at 06:52 AM by 0

GnarlyarchfiendDec 18, 2015
Dec 18, 2015 at 07:28 AM #110
10670465 ((ooc comment))
"NO MATTER! WE /SHOVE/ IT IN IT.
MorganDec 23, 2015
Dec 23, 2015 at 01:02 PM #111
Okay, I don't remember exactly how it went, but it was something like this:
Mnidhexa: "No one knows how to pronounce my name"
Other guildies:
"Isn't it mini hed xa"
"I say mneedahexa"
"Mind hexia"
Mnidhexa: "The M is silent, and dh is said as th, so it is Nee-thek-sa"
"Necthsika"
"Bull Netch hexa"
Mnidhexa: "Nevermind..."
MorganDec 24, 2015
Dec 24, 2015 at 02:08 AM #112
"Sexy af"
"Yeah, they did assassinate the emperor a few centuries ago"
MorganDec 24, 2015
Dec 24, 2015 at 02:22 AM #113
"lol murdered that bitch"
"wrong chat"
"o.o"
ElsyDec 24, 2015
Dec 24, 2015 at 02:37 AM #114
(( Hehe I miss you guys. ))
Supreme CactusJan 03, 2016
Jan 03, 2016 at 03:31 AM #115
"Inspects Her Jelly Prize" -Hlor
GnarlyarchfiendJan 10, 2016
Jan 10, 2016 at 08:00 AM #116
10414265
Lulie Leaf-Lake: Nods to the inspector as he leaves. She tosses Afer an odd cock. "Whats tomorrow?"

Edited Jan 10, 2016 at 08:01 AM by 0

Supreme CactusJan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 03:26 AM #117
"My favourite Manga is Mein Kampf" -Nelly
EllixJan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 05:56 AM #118
Lulie Leaf-Lake nodded, "Aye, a goat to the balls will do that."
EllixJan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 07:04 AM #119
"I got Lu with the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man."
Supreme CactusJan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 08:12 AM #120
"Throws Molotov cock" -Mullet
TheMulletWhispererJan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 08:13 AM #121
((IT WAS A TYPO GUYS I SWEAR))
TerrorlocJan 15, 2016
Jan 15, 2016 at 10:26 AM #122
"I just want the Jyggles everywhere and then I'm good."

Edited Jan 15, 2016 at 10:27 AM by 0

TheMulletWhispererJan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 04:59 AM #123
Commas, son. Use 'em.

Sern: "Well I'll be inside Ran'dall."
Phoenix.The.KidJan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 05:09 AM #124
GnarlyArchfiend: She does. But it's okay, I rp as her pants time to time.
ElsyJan 24, 2016
Jan 24, 2016 at 06:12 AM #125
Mullet: Did you know a bunch of crows is called a shitton of birds?
Elros: I thought it was called a murder?
Mullet: No, it's shitton of birds you uncultured swine.
Elros: NO I'M RIGHT, FITE ME.
Mullet: Elros, I will shitton of birds you.
chromaticwyrmJan 24, 2016
Jan 24, 2016 at 06:45 PM #126
Menelin Bluebrook wrote
Commas, son. Use 'em.

Sern: "Well I'll be inside Ran'dall."


Well Ran'dall is his bro!
Supreme CactusJan 25, 2016
Jan 25, 2016 at 06:31 AM #127
"IT'S JUST TOO HARD AND LONG" -Mullet
GnarlyarchfiendJan 25, 2016
Jan 25, 2016 at 06:48 AM #128
Vytalas16: FUCK YEAH
I JUST BEAT 10 DUDES AT ONCE YAS I AM A GOD NOW
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ElsyJan 27, 2016
Jan 27, 2016 at 05:26 AM #129
Mullet:
I have it in my mouth but i can't bite it
IT TASTES SO BAD I DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW IT *Sobs all over everything*
TheMulletWhispererJan 31, 2016
Jan 31, 2016 at 07:47 AM #130
@Vytalas16: rMmmm I love the Khajiit staves
ElsyJan 31, 2016
Jan 31, 2016 at 08:24 AM #131
Mullet: are my milk bags not good enough for you
TheMulletWhispererJan 31, 2016
Jan 31, 2016 at 07:22 PM #132
I still don't understand this
BhidulFeb 01, 2016
Feb 01, 2016 at 03:13 AM #133
Mullet: "I CAN'T FIND MY TINY SCREWDRIVER"
TheMulletWhispererFeb 05, 2016
Feb 05, 2016 at 10:27 PM #134
[Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @Ellix: I am not a perch
[Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @Ellix: I am a MOUNT
GnarlyarchfiendFeb 06, 2016
Feb 06, 2016 at 06:31 AM #135
10399755
Guild chat: every time i see that dong i think DUNTHER

Edited Feb 06, 2016 at 09:14 AM by 0

BeckifyFeb 06, 2016
Feb 06, 2016 at 06:34 AM #136
Kill me now XD
HcShad0wzFeb 09, 2016
Feb 09, 2016 at 09:19 PM #137
Lu:awe man someone stole my big sack
GnarlyarchfiendFeb 17, 2016
Feb 17, 2016 at 10:04 PM #138
10399755 Guildchat: "Great now that dong is in my head is in my head again"
((THREE TIMES IN A ROW LU. THREE!!))
BeckifyFeb 17, 2016
Feb 17, 2016 at 10:20 PM #139
Afer Leotus wrote
10399755 Guildchat: "Great now that dong is in my head is in my head again"
((THREE TIMES IN A ROW LU. THREE!!))


IN MY DEFENSE

The s and d keys are wayyy too close together. And someone does keep trying to steal the heavy sack from me.
KisvenFeb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 07:51 PM #142
Menelin was looking at -cough- artistic renditions?
TheMulletWhispererMar 01, 2016
Mar 01, 2016 at 01:52 AM #144
[19:49] Deanja says: ((*Pants* That was the longest one I've done yet.
HcShad0wzMar 04, 2016
Mar 04, 2016 at 03:03 AM #145
Phoenix:OH MY GOD IT'S BIG
ValenCirdanMar 04, 2016
Mar 04, 2016 at 05:06 AM #146
Pheenie: position assumed
Pheenie: wait god PHRASING
(Pheenie is on a roll tonight)
TheMulletWhispererMar 04, 2016
Mar 04, 2016 at 05:11 AM #147
[23:09] [Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @PhoenixTheKid: IMMA BEAT IT
KashyaMar 04, 2016
Mar 04, 2016 at 05:34 AM #148
[23:31] [Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @Teeny_Kitty: that thing is fucking huge
ElridgeMar 09, 2016
Mar 09, 2016 at 04:54 AM #149
I'll just leave this here...

"Open your heart to the noble secrets of art and love. Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love." Dibella & Mullet, Ten Commands: Nine Divines


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Edited Mar 09, 2016 at 05:01 AM by 0

TheMulletWhispererMar 12, 2016
Mar 12, 2016 at 11:14 PM #150
[17:13] [Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @Kashya_Vulano: God I hate group finger
KashyaMar 12, 2016
Mar 12, 2016 at 11:15 PM #151
NO NO NO I DEMAND YOU DELETE THIS. OH GOD.
TheMulletWhispererMar 15, 2016
Mar 15, 2016 at 11:14 PM #153
[18:12] Kashya Vulano She rubs her eyes for a moment before giving an idle yawn. "Gods, I'm tired. Fine. Did you have a specific place in mind?"
KashyaMar 17, 2016
Mar 17, 2016 at 03:46 AM #154
[22:45] [Blue Skooma Roleplayers] Tigrus Al'Bashir@Teeny_Kitty: going back to sexting K'y
BhidulMar 26, 2016
Mar 26, 2016 at 02:37 AM #155
Teeny: (( Menelin eats Thorn's head ))
GnarlyarchfiendMar 26, 2016
Mar 26, 2016 at 05:08 AM #156
12598138 "Sighs and shits her weight onto one leg the looks to Lu "

Edited Mar 26, 2016 at 05:10 AM by 0

BeckifyMar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 09:22 PM #157
7678935 : "I HATE THESE HERPIES SO MUCH"
ElsyJun 08, 2016
Jun 08, 2016 at 03:10 AM #158
12598138:"I do not think a naked, oiled up goat would go well at my place."

Edited Jun 08, 2016 at 03:11 AM by 0

TheMulletWhispererJun 25, 2016
Jun 25, 2016 at 02:58 AM #159
[21:57] [Blue Skooma Roleplayers] @Beckify: dont deprive me of my wood afer
ElsyJul 26, 2016
Jul 26, 2016 at 04:19 AM #160
@AnonymousFox16: i'm just going to post to your fb wall "sex radishes"
@AnonymousFox16: mt

Edited Jul 26, 2016 at 04:20 AM by 0

rabiezcoreDec 10, 2016
Dec 10, 2016 at 05:45 AM #162
the brawl...................
rabiezcoreDec 14, 2016
Dec 14, 2016 at 02:57 AM #163
Xithic: "it's an odd game that's based around waiting for NPCs to turn their back so you can steal their garlic"
ElsyDec 27, 2016
Dec 27, 2016 at 09:32 PM #164
Kashya - Today at 3:30 PM
BUT HE'S TOO CLOSE TO SOFT
AlijhamMar 03, 2017
Mar 03, 2017 at 03:16 AM #165
and the crown jewel..
Sigmund GriefMar 03, 2017
Mar 03, 2017 at 09:34 AM #166
Who is this general in question ?
ElsyMar 04, 2017
Mar 04, 2017 at 05:54 PM #167
Sigmund Grief wrote
Who is this general in question ?

An NPC from RJ's personal story. Apparently questionable in character :P

Edited Mar 04, 2017 at 05:55 PM by 0

KeysJun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 10:16 PM #168
"Players can use their action to attempt to accomplish other tasks that are not just attack or defense, such as mounting a clannfear (this would not do damage)." - Terath, 2017
rabiezcoreJun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 11:05 PM #169
open the floodgates
rabiezcoreJun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 11:07 PM #170
aaand 3 more
rabiezcoreAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 04:43 AM #172
[anime villain laugh]
rabiezcoreAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 04:46 AM #173
you have no idea how many of these i have
rabiezcoreAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 04:48 AM #174
almost there
rabiezcoreAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 04:49 AM #175
aaand that makes 100 from me

Edited Aug 14, 2017 at 04:58 AM by 0

DankPotatoAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 07:03 AM #176
[Llevis Theleno] says: The huge tits?

[Naliolin Bluestone] says: Yeah.
NovotheAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 07:08 AM #177
yes.
DankPotatoAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 07:13 AM #178
[Estre Ohtarona] says: Do me.

[Kashya Vulano] says: Okay.

Edited Aug 14, 2017 at 07:14 AM by 0

DankPotatoAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 07:15 AM #179
[ Aleeane] says: Do I have to spell it out? I'm going to fuck her.

Edited Aug 14, 2017 at 07:30 AM by 0

KeysAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 07:43 AM #180
...
KeysAug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 08:07 AM #181
Not sure if it's a fit for out of context, but by request:

Edited Aug 14, 2017 at 08:24 AM by 0

SushiboatforoneAug 22, 2017
Aug 22, 2017 at 05:00 AM #182
No context needed.
XithicAug 22, 2017
Aug 22, 2017 at 09:34 PM #183
I'm going to have to start taking more screenshots. These are all great.

Edited Aug 22, 2017 at 09:35 PM by 0

SushiboatforoneAug 30, 2017
Aug 30, 2017 at 05:12 AM #184
Have fun.
SushiboatforoneAug 31, 2017
Aug 31, 2017 at 08:46 PM #185
Posting this here and waiting for Kashya to notice.
KeysAug 31, 2017
Aug 31, 2017 at 10:46 PM #186
Featuring Furry's fantastic login timing.

Edited Aug 31, 2017 at 10:48 PM by 0

NovotheSep 05, 2017
Sep 05, 2017 at 06:01 PM #187
.
SushiboatforoneSep 10, 2017
Sep 10, 2017 at 06:56 PM #188
In which we all make fun of Seriduril's grunting.
rabiezcoreSep 12, 2017
Sep 12, 2017 at 05:50 PM #189
asdfghj
SushiboatforoneSep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 06:38 AM #190
Mostly Keys and Furryf0rm3r.
SushiboatforoneSep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 06:45 AM #191
Oh, also, from my phone.
SushiboatforoneOct 18, 2017
Oct 18, 2017 at 07:05 AM #192
No comment provided.
XithicNov 14, 2017
Nov 14, 2017 at 08:40 PM #193
Hmm.
SushiboatforoneNov 17, 2017
Nov 17, 2017 at 11:52 PM #194
I <3 Afer
rabiezcoreNov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 08:59 AM #195
open the floodgates
rabiezcoreNov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 09:00 AM #196
AND MORE
rabiezcoreNov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 09:02 AM #197
and that makes 150 from me
KeysNov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 07:00 PM #198
More
KeysNov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 07:04 PM #199
.
SushiboatforoneDec 07, 2017
Dec 07, 2017 at 09:23 PM #200
I need you to REMOVE THE FURRY BAD BOYS QUOTE.
rabiezcoreDec 09, 2017
Dec 09, 2017 at 09:26 AM #201
these are good enough to post without a ton of others
KeysDec 09, 2017
Dec 09, 2017 at 03:56 PM #202
Dumping my folder and no, Lizzy, I will not remove the furry bad boys quote.
SuraruDec 16, 2017
Dec 16, 2017 at 09:08 AM #203
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DankPotatoDec 16, 2017
Dec 16, 2017 at 09:22 AM #204
Those last two are screenshots that Sura stole from me, just saying.
XithicDec 16, 2017
Dec 16, 2017 at 06:19 PM #205
.
XithicDec 16, 2017
Dec 16, 2017 at 06:31 PM #206
Honorable mention:
SuraruDec 18, 2017
Dec 18, 2017 at 08:34 PM #207
Xithic wrote
Honorable mention:


"They were super fragile though, and one of space babies popped so they had to recruit another one"
XithicMar 04, 2018
Mar 04, 2018 at 03:57 AM #208
Another round of quotes!
rabiezcoreMar 08, 2018
Mar 08, 2018 at 12:15 AM #209
more
SushiboatforoneMar 12, 2018
Mar 12, 2018 at 11:28 PM #210
From discord, and in game.
XithicJun 02, 2018
Jun 02, 2018 at 08:26 PM #211
.
SushiboatforoneOct 07, 2018
Oct 07, 2018 at 06:22 PM #212
Quote Dump 1/2
SushiboatforoneOct 07, 2018
Oct 07, 2018 at 06:27 PM #213
Quote dump 2/2 because I ran out of space and want double the forum votes.
KashyaJan 14, 2020
Jan 14, 2020 at 02:24 AM #214
Ok