Idea: Drunk Tamriel History

For those of us that watch comedy central you may be familiar with a TV series called "Drunk History". for those that aren't familiar with this, take a look at these links

http://youtu.be/6V_DsL1x1uY
http://youtu.be/gmH_iL-e8LY
http://youtu.be/gopZ2X4FUiM

I would like to do something similar with someone that knows a lot about the history in ESO and can LEGALLY get really drunk. based on the interview, a couple of us can act out the scene. Would we have anyone interested in either role?

Yes!

Hahaha this sounds great!

Oh dear lord. I'm a loremaster when it comes to the Elder Scrolls, but I haaaate getting drunk. There's also not much change between Sober Feenie and Drunk Feenie.

Maybe we could have pheenie doing the research and get like arisel, to be the actual drunk voice, since she drinks and i heard she worked on a radio thing so people must like her voice

Wha!? Yeah I worked on radio but that was talking about actual intellectual stuff... not drunk. Drunk Arisel is giggly as fuck and cusses a lot :)

Best kind of Arisel to do this then, yes? ^_^;

Oh god oh god oh god. Send me good mixed drink or shots recipes then. I'll have to do some shopping!

*wicked smile* Arisel I will teach you some brazilian drinks. One of them is called rooster's tail, you'll love it.
You have to get "pinga" (cachaça ou aguardente) though

I have to talk the boyfriend into letting me do this.. mainly because he's the one who would have to take care of my drunk ass if I do this lol

don't feel pressured if you don't want to drink, but getting the history together for someone to explain would be helpful, and more can participate. I do worry about the other half of this, getting folks willing to act out the parts of the story that is discussed, but I think we'll need some good stories first before we act them out.

Also, I was considering, should this be the Drunk player talking or should it be a Drunk character (played by a drunk player) talking it out. for example, do we get Ri'sari Drunk and have him talk normally or do we get him drunk and have him talk like a khajiit? both could be fun, but talking drunk and keeping character could be a challenge.

Don't mind me, just here for those drink recipes hahaha

I do drunk aussie chick well :D

And if you play a woodelf I recommend not trying to replicate lore and drink rotmeth =s

Rooster tail:

1 shot of cachaça (51, Leblon, Pitu... these are all sugar cane brandy)
1 shot of red vermouth

How to: Just mix them together and BAM!

Baby Spanking:

1 glass filled with ice-ice baby
1 bottle of brandy
1 bottle of lemony soda
1/2 lime

How to: Put the brandy first, until it fills half the glass. Fill the rest with the lemon soda and then squeeze a lemon to add a final touch and you are ready to spank all the babies around.

Soft Maria:

1 shot of brandy
1 shot of vermouth contini bianco (or any cheap white vermouth, kinda sweet tasting)
3 rocks of ice.

How to: Mix'em all together =D

Junior Fire-fighter:

1 shot of cachaça (can also be made with vodka or rum)
1 "shot" of gooseberry syrup
Some ice

How to: dude... just put them all together in this order: ice -> syrup -> booze.
You can mix it up a little if you feel like it.

Monkey Milk:

1 bottle of coconut milk
1 bottle of cachaça
1 can or box of condensed milk
Cinnamon to your liking (powdered)

How to: Guess what? Mix them all in a blender and woohoooooo

Spanish lady: (This is also the slang for a sexual position, so you guys imagine how nice it is to go to a bar and ask for one, specially if you knew what kinda position it is.)

1 can of condensed milk
1 bottle of the cheapest wine you can find (I heard you guys have wine boxes, that shall work too)
1 beautiful and delicious Pineapple without the middle part!
Ice ice ice ice ice

How to: Just put it all on a blender and then enjoy this cheating drink! (I say that because it is so sweet and all makes you think you'll never get drunk of it... until your second glass. Well, first glass for me)

Caipirinha (this is like the official drink from my country) ((Caipira is our equivalent to I think you call them rednecks or countryfolk))

1 lime (has to be that green lime, really sour one)
2 teaspoons of white sugar
1/2 cup and 2 tablespoons of cachaça
Ice to your liking

How to: cut the lime and take the peel of the lime it, if you are lazy you at least take the middle white parts so it doesn't get bitter (important). Get a glass or cocktail maker (you can like x6 the recipe and use a jarr it works fine too) and you should crush the sliced lime and the sugar in a glass, mix in the cachaça (or rum) and a few ice cubes. Stirr it with a big spoon and then if you want add some limes for decoration.

P.s. Here we are famous for the sweet drinks that makes you feel like you're not gonna get drunk untill you actually are. Cachaça is a really agressive beverage and it can make you drunk just by taking a shot of it, so be careful! Also, if none of those sound strong enough or whatever, I suggest taking a shot of cachaça with half a squeezed lime and just down it. If the first doesnt make your soul want to run away from your body the second will.

P.p.s. The names were translated as literal as possible for comic purposes (I just love how we name our drinks here)

Ohhh my. You reminded me that I'll have to go buy stuff for a chocolate cake shot. I've also got Jagermeister so definitely room for a jagerbomb... or two.. or five.

haha I always have stuff for the chocolate cake shot stocked :P

this sounds like a fun idea lol

omg chocolate what??? tell me all about it!

There are a few ways to make it

*Sugar the rim of a shot glass

1 Part Vanilla Vodka
1 Part Frangelico Hazlenut Liquor

then when you take the shot, squeeze a lemon wedge into your mouth, creates a chemical reaction that tastes like german chocolate cake

edit: I believe Vanilla Vodka and Citron Absolut are interchangeable, however I usually make it with vanilla vodka

Rum. Straight.

im down for getting drunk. Dont knwo much about actual lore though.

Bump?