Forbidden Lovers

During my errand to pick up the pledges for the day, I encountered something extraordinarily hilarious near the Undaunted Enclave. The following scene and conversation took place, between what seems to be two unlikely, forbidden lovers.
Of course it is impossible for the camel to talk, so another player voiced the camel.

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Slavic: All these people doing quests... I'm just going to talk to you. You have very pretty camel eyes.
Bitters the Camel: YOU ARE GOOD FRIEND MR. SLAVIC
Slavic: When can we run away together, Bitters?
Bitters the Camel: SADLY THESE UNDAUNTED HAVE PLACED A WARD OVER ME SO THAT I CANNOT LEAVE.
Slavic: Who must I kill to free you of such treachery?
Bitters the Camel: FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT SO I CAN BE FREE
Slavic: I've killed so many bosses, none of them have been the one that lifts this curse. Tell me again, what's in your hump?
Bitters the Camel: IN MY HUMP IS THE 9th DRAGON BALL
Slavic: I only like Dragonballs if they have Z on them.
Bitters the Camel: I ONLY LIKE MY FEMALE CAMELS IF THEY HAVE D's ON THEM. PREFERABLY 6.
Slavic: Would you like some turkey leg?
Bitters the Camel: IS IT A LEFTOVER FROM THANKSGIVING? THAT WAS QUITE SOME TIME AGO.
Slavic: Yes, I've been saving it up in Windhelm.
Bitters the Camel: ARE YOU SURE IT HAS NOT SPOILED BY NOW?
Slavic: I just thawed it with the help of a Dragonknight's flame breath.
Bitters the Camel: AWW PASS IT HERE PLEASE!
Slavic: Goodbye Bitters, I love you.
Bitters the Camel: I HAVE TO SLEEP NOW. I WILL AWAKE IN DUE TIME. FIND A WAY TO FREE ME AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED GREATLY. FAREWELL KIND FRIEND MR. SLAVIC.

Player created "Random Encounters"? hahaha

I think this encounter was very deliberate. xD

lol wat. This is incredible.

omg

stop! stop telling the camel it cant have true love!!!! *cry* it has feelings too!!!!!

*Slow claps* I thought I would ever read something like this in my life.

So this is the thread. Then Mightyman and I continued to do an RP between Bitters and Mr. Slavic. He was Mr. Slavic, I was bitters. Give me a moment to copy/paste it all.

Slavic returns to Bitters, his luscious silver ponytail flapping gallantly in the wind. He was running, running to meet his true love. "Bitters... It has been so long..." It had been almost a year since they had last met. "I... I missed you." Slavic's small beard rested against Bitters as he embraced the mighty beast. His one and only love.


Bitters' eyes widen as he cranes his long neck to a familiar voice. He cannot help but to let his tongue hang loosely upon the sight of his lover. It had been so long... "MY GOOD FRIEND MR. SLAVIC!"

Bitters nuzzles closely, memories of a time past come flooding back. He whispers gently, a tone of slight concern and worry apparent in his camel noises. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK. I THOUGHT... YOU PERHAPS FOUND ANOTHER CAMEL TO LOVE AND SHARE TURKEY LEGS WITH..."

Slavic's beard slid slowly down the camel's muzzle, eventually locking their eyes together. "No, you are the only camel in my life."He left a small peck on Bitter's forehead before setting his sack down to slowly reveal a platter of turkey legs. All freshly burnt with a Standard of Might ultimate rotisserie. "I... brought these for you. I hope you like them." He smiled shyly.

Bitters' nose twitched at the feeling of Slavic's beard. It was strange to have company again after so many months alone in the Enclave. His head tilted towards Slavic as their eyes met and gazed endearingly at his lover, then blinked a few times, slightly taken aback by the the peck.

His nose began to twitch, smelling delicious turkey meat even before Slavic spoke. Bitters' tongue hung out of his mouth again. "THEY LOOK DELICIOUS. THANK YOU, FRIEND SLAVIC. PERHAPS WE CAN SHARE THEM?" A string of drool began to grow from the end of his tongue. "I HAVEN'T HAD TURKEY IN SO LONG. IT'S AWFULLY HARD TO HOLD THE TURKEY LEGS WITHOUT THUMBS, AND IT IS RARE ANYONE AS SWEET AS YOU COMES ALONG TO HELP ME."

Mr. Slavic caressed the camel's head. "I can hold them for you." He smiled again, and pressed the turkey leg gently to the camel's lips as he ate from the other side. "I have killed even more bosses," Slavic said through bites of turkey, "But none of them can dispel the ward. Have you seen your captor recently?"

Bitters shook his head and loose shreds of turkey flew from his mouth. "I HAVE NOT. HE INSTRUCTS THESE UNDAUNTED PUPPETS TO KEEP ME UNDER THE WARD. I AM UNSURE OF WHICH BOSS HOLDS THE KEY TO MY FREEDOM." He lowered his head in sorrow. "I MUST CONFESS, WHEN I AWOKE, I WAS SAD TO FIND YOU WEREN'T THERE ANY LONGER." He took a few solemn bites of turkey and chewed slowly.

Woah look at this old gem. 10637585

*weeps tears of sorrow at the forbidden love*