3 Word Story! — Blue Skooma archive

@FrestionMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 08:35 AM #1

Hey Everyone! Saw this on the ESO Forums and thought it would be cool to start one here. :D
3 Word story, Add on 3 words to the previous post and keep it going to make a story that never ends! Can be Eso related or not.

@FrestionMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 08:37 AM #2

Elsynia is a

ElridgeMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 09:03 AM #3

Bacon Pancake eating

VythurMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 10:13 AM #4

Feisty short nerd

king_honeybadgerMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 12:50 PM #5

With a big

ElsyMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 02:05 PM #6

Heart and mind

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 03:25 PM #7

Who kisses Ali's

@FrestionMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 04:59 PM #8

Angry Dwarf Lips

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 05:09 PM #9

Which taste like

ElridgeMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 05:57 PM #10

cannibal meat stew

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 06:02 PM #11

With sausage rolls

ElsyMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 06:58 PM #12

((I hate you guys.))

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 08:05 PM #13

((Love you too <3 ))

Kronos CatawanaMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 09:42 PM #14

In her dreams

BhidulMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 10:24 PM #15

She hugs Bhi

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 10:29 PM #16

Then licks his

VythurMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 11:27 PM #17

Popsicle upon finding

AlayaneMar 11, 2015

Mar 11, 2015 at 11:36 PM #18

A collection of

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 12:10 AM #19

Many Bhi magazines

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 12:23 AM #20

From the 60s

VythurMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 12:44 AM #21

shrieking with terror

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 12:57 AM #22

Elsy brought Ali

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 01:08 AM #23

a 360 no-scope

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 01:09 AM #24

Which blew Ali

VythurMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 01:21 AM #25

into a lovely

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 01:23 AM #26

Pile of bosmer

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 02:05 AM #27

Filled with skooma

VythurMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 03:12 AM #28

eating nachos with

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 03:30 AM #29

Daler Mehndi and

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 03:50 AM #30

Lana Del Rey

cindigirlMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 04:30 AM #31

that is marinated

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 10:28 AM #32

Doing anonymous drugs

@FrestionMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 01:47 PM #33

Fresh from Malyne's

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 04:35 PM #34

Big round butt

@FrestionMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 04:39 PM #35

That I wanna

Edited Mar 12, 2015 at 04:40 PM by 0

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 04:58 PM #36

Stick my hand

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 08:03 PM #37

And tickle everyday

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 08:27 PM #38

Cause I like

ElsyMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 09:12 PM #39

((By the Green, what has this thread become...))

RoseheadMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 09:55 PM #40

To smell similarly

AlayaneMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 10:17 PM #41

To Ali's butt

BhidulMar 12, 2015

Mar 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM #42

While also sucking

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 12:02 AM #43

Ali's new lollipop

VythurMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 01:06 AM #44

(((Bye the eight we may wanna make this NSFW >_> ))

VythurMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 01:22 AM #45

Nerds

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 01:37 AM #46

Meanwhile, in Cyrodiil

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 01:47 AM #47

Faedia and Valencia

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 01:57 AM #48

Were giving everyone

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:01 AM #49

Their brand new

Edited Mar 13, 2015 at 02:02 AM by 0

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:07 AM #50

deadly disease named

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:13 AM #51

Alioyous Insecto presumeis

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:15 AM #52

which was stupid

Edited Mar 13, 2015 at 02:16 AM by 0

king_honeybadgerMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:19 AM #53

because Eranor knew

Edited Mar 13, 2015 at 02:19 AM by 0

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:29 AM #54

that there was

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:35 AM #55

a very big

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:38 AM #56

Big black....cat

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:40 AM #57

However, Valenica didn't

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:45 AM #58

Want to look

BhidulMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:56 AM #59

At her face

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 02:56 AM #60

Because it was

BhidulMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:26 AM #61

Very very interesting

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:27 AM #62

and ugly too

BhidulMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:30 AM #63

But Bhi's nice

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:46 AM #64

A netchs silky

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:56 AM #65

Netch is love

BhidulMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 10:11 AM #66

Netches are USBs

@FrestionMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 12:00 PM #67

Which means that

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 12:09 PM #68

Netches are life

@FrestionMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 12:19 PM #69

Just like Taylor

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:36 PM #70

Swift is not

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:41 PM #71

a beautiful netch.

@FrestionMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 03:58 PM #72

She is more

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:01 PM #73

Horrible then Everyone's

@FrestionMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:02 PM #74

Worst memory from

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:15 PM #75

Summer camp in

@FrestionMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:19 PM #76

Elsynia's crusty innards

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:24 PM #77

during the Winter.

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 04:43 PM #78

Meanwhile, in Morrowind

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 06:13 PM #79

Elsy was gettin'

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 06:14 PM #80

a whole lot

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:07 PM #81

Of Ali's nice

ElsyMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:17 PM #82

((CUTS IN))
homemade meals, including

Edited Mar 13, 2015 at 07:18 PM by 0

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:33 PM #83

his very large

ElsyMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:40 PM #84

((I hate you. And yes, technically speaking, hyphenated words count as one- this one being an adjective.))
freshly-slaughtered Menelin dish

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:43 PM #85

((I HAD TO I'M SO SORRY))
which was non-existent

RoseheadMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:45 PM #86

because he can't

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:47 PM #87

Give Elsy his

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:57 PM #88

((Laltris be fishing for something dirty))
very, very tasty

VythurMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 07:59 PM #89

big fluffy kitty

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 08:00 PM #90

((WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?! WHO EATS FLUFFY KITTIES?!))

RoseheadMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 08:01 PM #91

that he wishes

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 08:06 PM #92

That Ali stuck

RoseheadMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 08:14 PM #93

to 1st-person thinking

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 08:32 PM #94

Then Elsy grabbed

TheMulletWhispererMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 09:29 PM #95

Ali's really awesome

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 09:37 PM #96

big furry hat

RoseheadMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 09:43 PM #97

was my cat

AlayaneMar 13, 2015

Mar 13, 2015 at 11:42 PM #98

That Lal kicked

AlijhamMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 12:01 AM #99

Feeling the love.

(( so many posts about me >.>

Edited Mar 14, 2015 at 12:04 AM by 0

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 12:21 AM #100

Days later in

RoseheadMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 12:49 AM #101

Haj's empty heart

BhidulMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 02:50 AM #102

Then Bhidul grabbed

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 02:54 AM #103

a stolen purse

RoseheadMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:14 AM #104

full of lemons

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:23 AM #105

he took these

AlijhamMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:27 AM #106

(( I just read over the entire story, and I can't breathe. Going to put it all together and post it.

AlayaneMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:57 AM #107

,Then shoved them

TheMulletWhispererMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:58 AM #108

right into Afer's

RoseheadMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 11:32 AM #109

gaping maw that

ElsyMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:32 PM #110

smelled vaguely of

ElridgeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:36 PM #111

rotten bosmer meat

BhidulMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 03:56 PM #112

Then in Vulkwasten

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 06:10 PM #113

in a hidden

ElsyMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 06:42 PM #114

box by the

AlayaneMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 07:22 PM #115

Ocean with fat

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 07:28 PM #116

walruses dancing to

TheMulletWhispererMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 08:19 PM #117

Psy's Gangnam Style

ElridgeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 09:00 PM #118

Sheogorath screams out

AlayaneMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 10:49 PM #119

Free butt Cream!!!!

ElsyMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 10:56 PM #120

And begins to

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 11:25 PM #121

dance the fantastic

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 12:58 AM #122

Butt cream flamenco

ElridgeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:02 AM #123

as Oblivion gates

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:05 AM #124

Came from Ali's

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:41 AM #125

((I like how it's always brought back to Ali's [blank].))

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:54 AM #126

UNAPPEALLING SMALL BOOTY

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:56 AM #127

which arouses the

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 05:05 AM #128

daedra that emerge.

Edited Mar 15, 2015 at 05:06 AM by 0

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 05:14 AM #129

From his pants

ElridgeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 05:17 AM #130

came a scarf

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 05:19 AM #131

Which sucked many

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 08:28 AM #132

Jelly Babies and

VythurMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:29 AM #133

((The hell is wrong with you people?))

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 02:01 PM #134

Farting video kittens

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 02:53 PM #135

into the abyss.

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 02:57 PM #136

Of smelly butts

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:34 PM #137

And Bhi's Nuts

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 04:47 PM #138

and explosions happened.

ElridgeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 07:20 PM #139

Michael Bay entered

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 07:36 PM #140

and then suddenly

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 07:42 PM #141

Got very aroused

TheMulletWhispererMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 08:22 PM #142

alongside Jason Statham

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 09:54 PM #143

in a hot-tub

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 10:56 PM #144

as they ate

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 10:57 PM #145

Bhi-nut butter

Edited Mar 15, 2015 at 10:58 PM by 0

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 10:58 PM #146

Ali-jam, and bread.

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 10:59 PM #147

Then shoved it

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:01 PM #148

into the large

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:03 PM #149

bosmer behind Elsy

ElsyMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:04 PM #150

who's name was

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:06 PM #151

illegitimate at best

AlayaneMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:08 PM #152

Bhi-Ali a deformed

BhidulMar 15, 2015

Mar 15, 2015 at 11:44 PM #153

Beautiful USB god

AlayaneMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 12:06 AM #154

Half-bosmer Half- Khajiit, it

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 12:14 AM #155

bugs him that

BhidulMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 12:24 AM #156

Mer are dumb

AlayaneMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 01:04 AM #157

And Bosmer parts

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 01:15 AM #158

taste surprisingly good

BhidulMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 01:37 AM #159

With many spices

ElsyMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 03:30 PM #160

that were stolen

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 03:57 PM #161

from Ri'Zharim's pockets

AlayaneMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 04:55 PM #162

I can't Bhi-leive

RoseheadMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 07:01 PM #163

we are bhi-ing

BhidulMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 08:03 PM #164

Bhi-leavers in Bhidulism

ElsyMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 09:17 PM #165

who Bhi-lieve that

BhidulMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 09:38 PM #166

Bhidul is almighty

AlayaneMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 10:57 PM #167

Dont Bhi-lieve that

RoseheadMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 11:06 PM #168

bhi-sy people are

BhidulMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 11:46 PM #169

Amazing Bhidul cults

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 16, 2015

Mar 16, 2015 at 11:55 PM #170

and bhi-ding their

BhidulMar 17, 2015

Mar 17, 2015 at 01:05 AM #171

Butts with Bhi-leaf

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 17, 2015

Mar 17, 2015 at 03:17 PM #172

In the end

BhidulMar 17, 2015

Mar 17, 2015 at 08:03 PM #173

Dawned new beginning

RaccoonismMar 17, 2015

Mar 17, 2015 at 11:19 PM #174

Of whisker licking

AlayaneMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 12:41 AM #175

Then shoving Bhi

AlijhamMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 12:55 AM #176

Into Ri'Zharim's little

BhidulMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 01:05 AM #177

Bag of candy

RaccoonismMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 01:53 AM #178

To better ferment

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 03:34 PM #179

his production of

ElsyMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 06:04 PM #180

spicy popcorn chicken

AlayaneMar 18, 2015

Mar 18, 2015 at 07:16 PM #181

Lal opened Stuff

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 19, 2015

Mar 19, 2015 at 12:31 AM #182

and opened stuff

RoseheadMar 19, 2015

Mar 19, 2015 at 12:36 AM #183

that smelled like

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 19, 2015

Mar 19, 2015 at 01:11 AM #184

lemony lemonus lemons

AlayaneMar 19, 2015

Mar 19, 2015 at 03:14 AM #185

Lal kills lemons

BhidulMar 19, 2015

Mar 19, 2015 at 03:23 AM #186

With Dire Strait

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 20, 2015

Mar 20, 2015 at 03:08 PM #187

five hours straight

BhidulMar 20, 2015

Mar 20, 2015 at 03:58 PM #188

Eating some KFC

AlayaneMar 20, 2015

Mar 20, 2015 at 04:57 PM #189

Hat Ali found

BhidulMar 20, 2015

Mar 20, 2015 at 08:23 PM #190

Which was in

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 20, 2015

Mar 20, 2015 at 11:52 PM #191

Bhidul's Hat Chest

RoseheadMar 21, 2015

Mar 21, 2015 at 01:07 AM #192

suprisingly full of

AlayaneMar 22, 2015

Mar 22, 2015 at 06:27 AM #193

Large khajiit toys

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 24, 2015

Mar 24, 2015 at 09:32 PM #194

and small dwemer

RoseheadMar 27, 2015

Mar 27, 2015 at 07:56 PM #195

machines used for

BhidulMar 27, 2015

Mar 27, 2015 at 08:22 PM #196

Massaging big furry

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeMar 27, 2015

Mar 27, 2015 at 11:41 PM #197

fluffy chicken cheerleaders

RoseheadApr 01, 2015

Apr 01, 2015 at 03:16 AM #198

that taste like

Mo'jahi Ice-EyeApr 01, 2015

Apr 01, 2015 at 05:06 PM #199

furry powder lobster