Lemony Quotes of Lemoniness and lemons

This needed to happen, we all know it, at least those who have met Lemonus Ignatius Farewinkle Epsilon (life) and know how lemony he is, so from now on any quotes related to lemons will go here, whether said by I or by others, and ima start with the mail i recently sent @TheMulletWhisperer:

"IT IS THE LEMON OF AWESOMENESS, LET IT BECOME ONE WITH YOUR SOUL AND SWALLOW IT WHOLE, SHATTER YOUR HEART AND TEAR IT APART, ONLY TO FILL THE VOID WITH LEMONS, STRAIGHT FROM THE HEAVENS. IT IS YOU NEW LIFE AND LOVE, LIKE AN OLIVE BRANCH AND A DOVE, LET IT GUIDE YOU TO SELF SATISFACTION, NOW TAKE IT AND THEN TAKE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!"





(yes this is a form of poetry, its called a lemonar)

this hasn't made it to the OOC thread yet, so I thought I'd put it here....

Life: "You have to take a look at this" fiddles with something in his pant's

Correction

Life:pocket*))

((it was a lemon))

"lemons are great! they are nutricious, and full of liquid for thirst, and pulp for hunger, and are bright enough to reflect a torch's light better, and are a great work out!"

Was it really a lemon in your pants?

"What else do people put in their pants? Of course it was a lemon, a hurt one too!" would be his reply to that

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He doesn't keep his meat in his pants