@FrestionMar 28, 2015Mar 28, 2015 at 02:08 AM
#1
Do you like Puns? Do you they they are Punny? Maybe you think they are Eggscelent forms of entertainment. Post your puns here!
@FrestionMar 28, 2015The Ultimate Pun Thread
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BhidulMar 28, 2015Mar 28, 2015 at 06:44 PM
#2
What did the bullet say to his friends after work? I got FIRED.
RoseheadMar 28, 2015Mar 28, 2015 at 07:50 PM
#3
(Skilled at bad poorly made play on words)
What chess piece is close to a river?
The (B)rook
What did the Jester bunny say after his show?
I'm funny when i don't even try, its just a rabbit
When do hoodies give something up for 40 days?
Pocket Lent
What chess piece is close to a river?
The (B)rook
What did the Jester bunny say after his show?
I'm funny when i don't even try, its just a rabbit
When do hoodies give something up for 40 days?
Pocket Lent
Edited Mar 28, 2015 at 07:51 PM by 0
Kronos CatawanaMar 28, 2015Mar 28, 2015 at 10:08 PM
#4
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you, snow good to see you again.
Ice to meet you, snow good to see you again.
AlijhamMar 29, 2015Mar 29, 2015 at 03:11 AM
#5
afer: sorry I was afk
mereneth: don't you mean AFERk
mereneth: don't you mean AFERk
ElsyMar 29, 2015Mar 29, 2015 at 07:50 AM
#6
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What side of a raven has the most feathers? The outside.
What side of a raven has the most feathers? The outside.
ElsyMar 31, 2015Mar 31, 2015 at 06:12 PM
#7
Kronos CatawanaMar 31, 2015Mar 31, 2015 at 06:33 PM
#8
I don't get it...
ElsyMar 31, 2015Mar 31, 2015 at 08:53 PM
#9
They're beets. Like Beats by Dre, the audio equipment, but instead of "beats" it's "beets," as in the vegetable.
BhidulApr 01, 2015Apr 01, 2015 at 02:03 AM
#10
Don't forget the birds and the Bhi's.
ElsyApr 01, 2015Apr 01, 2015 at 04:16 PM
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