Reliza's Escapades (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I never knew it would be so easy to get what I wanted around here. Well, it was pretty easy in Baandari, but they should just rename this place easy-town. Because everyone in it is so gods-damned easy.

First off, I thought the Fedris mer was a cutie pie. So I brought him upstairs and worked a little magic, and his lockbox went 'pop'. So simple. I never meant to start shit with his little lady friend, though, or his lioness of a sister. But Hloriella is another story.

I didn't even know the two of them were going at it like that! I thought they were just giggley crushes or something, not actually together. So, as soon as she finds out (courtesy of Ali; thanks, jackass) she comes after me with a bottle and tries to break it over my head! The little twat pinned me down and was throwing punches and calling me words I didn't even know that she knew existed. She was a fucking animal. I squeezed out a bunch of fat tears for her, though, and explained to her what happened in the most baby-tastic way possible. I didn't lie to her, but I did stretch the truth juuuuuuuuust barely. I think she feels thoroughly like a cunt now because of it, and I really hope so.

Truth be told, I slept like a doll and woke like a spring daisy that night. I really wasn't the least big guilty. I don't give a shit about the little ruffian if she won't take five seconds to listen to me. If I have to get myself to cry for you, you're not worth my time. Maybe that'll change if I get an apology.

Okay, okay, and then Hloriella came up the next day to yell at me. It took about three seconds and a poorly dropped line to flip her around, and she was writhing for me. It was kinda cute. So, we got into it, and it was fabulous. I think we went three or four rounds, and a couple of them were totally new to her. Me, too, a little. I haven't had sex like that in.. I don't know if I ever have. And it was with a woman, at that! Oh my gods, she was absolutely pampering my ego the entire time. She was gushing about me. So. Much. I tossed her a couple bones, I guess, but not like she did.

I like that Hloriella. We're like-minded people, we really are.

The treethane came up to find Ali, and she got pissed off at me, too. I explained to her what happened and I told her a little about myself. I softened her up pretty well, and I think she kind of likes me. I hope. She's an alright lady, I guess.

Hlor has a baby in her belly.


And it's mine.


Oh, dear gods.

She came up and told me and we just both flipped out, we were crying and hugging one another a lot. We're both really scared. I'm terrified. It'll work out, she told me, and we'll be okay. I hope so.

I really like Hlor, she's kind to me and she's funny. Good in bed, too, and she thinks I'm amazing.

I think she still wants to have sex with me a lot when she's pregnant. That's okay. I like her.

Hlor has something wrong with her head. She sees people. I hope the spinner can fix it, she's making me worried. I care about Hlor. I want her head to be okay.

I went to Baandari to say hi, and Krynger thinks I'm really disloyal. Again. I wish he'd understand all the things that were going on, and that I don't often have time to by. And even when I do, he's normally busy and doesn't even notice I'm there. I think I care about him a lot more than he cares about me, but whatever the fuck he wants to do, he can do it. He's not too big of a concern anymore because he doesn't treat me as good as Hlor, but I still want him to know I never meant to hurt his feelings and I do care about him. The khajiit in just clan are just racist and mean to me, and he's too busy for me. So I'll be mean to them and too busy for him, too.