pinned CALL FOR MERCHANT CHARACTERS

So, our little niches and jobs around Vulkwasten currently consist of bartenders and guards (and courtesans unofficially). I'd like to add another job for characters that are neither of those and give them a sort of outlet.

I thought perhaps having merchants would help that. There is currently an open spot for "Head Merchant" on the council, and I was thinking we might be able to set up some sort of IC incentives for selling stuff. We could also make more regular trips to The Woodhearth Market that happens weekly on Thursdays and even sign some of our merchants up to sell rotmeth or other wares.

Anyone who has a merchant character, please comment on this thread with their character name.

Merchants
1) Maja-Daro (@Sweet_Roll_Thief)
2) Mok Firethief (@Eddiember)
3) Dargo (@jcgorden10)

I keep forgetting I have a pretentious altmer who sells fancy stuff from the summerset isles. Also Lemonus (Life) gives people lemons, but he doesn't sell them. Maybe he could run a Life-ade (or lemonade, if people don't want the jokes and puns to be made about "aiding life with life-ade and such) stand? *shrugs*

Mok Firethief is a Merchant, a goblin Merchant but a merchant none the less (Better then a mudcrab).

• Is a Tinker, capable of fixing and adjusting items.
• He is also a scavenger, capable of seeing things overlooked by others.
• He is learning on how to appraise items, studying books and watching the market.

@Eddiember

Heh, I dunno, I've seen some pretty good mudcrab merchants >_> *thinks of morrowind*

One word: DARGOTUBUBUBLIUSESNESS

He is quite the profitable merchant. He owns caravan operations in seven of the nine provinces. He has many friends, some of which inhabit high political positions in various places. He also is known for owning the monopoly on alchemical grade Colovian Troll Fat, and a unique dietary supplement marketed as...

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Colovitroll!
Are you feeling down? Feeling stupid and uninteresting? When you approach random strangers, do they always tell you to 'shove off'? Don't you wish there was a way to get people to like you? Always finalize that great bargain deal with the merchant? Always be able to bring that bar wench to bed? Well now there is!

Introducing "Colovitroll!".
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"Colovitroll!" Is right for you!

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Plus he's epic. These are reasons you want him as the head merchant. Experience. Attitude. Humor. Experience. Free samples of "Colovitroll!".

*studies the post, attempting to see if it is a joke or real* *remembers he plays a character named Life who gives people lemons* *decides the post is legitimate*

Oh its definitely legit. He is really a merchant, and he really does market a product called "Colovitroll!"

First day with his stall, Mok made 365 Drakes in 3 hours. 37 drakes goes to the Tavern.

In tips, Mok made 95 Drakes.