Need Your Help w/a Project!

Soo I need to generate a ton of ideas for a thing. If you guys can give me any number of anythings in the following categories, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! <3

Categories:

Character - NOT ESO related. Can be anything, fictional or historical, so long as it isn't a copyrighted name (i.e. something like man who can't take off his hat, a potato that can see out of its eyes, etc, would work).

Location - NOT ESO related. Literally anywhere you can come up with, fictional or non, once again not copyrighted (i.e. my left shoe, Austrailia, Mars, a rift in the space time continuum).

Profession - Again, literally anything (i.e. baker, moustache inspector, shoe polisher, pancake-flipper, professional potato).

Conflict - Yep (i.e. raining llamas, earthquake, man can't stop singing, bad guy attempts to take over the world using an army of tiny horses).

Character: A Dinosaur with tiny arms

Conflict: Trying to eat a hot pocket without burning your mouth

Character - A zombie that thinks it's a vampire, but isn't (power of flight, burn in the sun, etc)

Location - The inside of a cereal box

Profession - Toliet bowl sanitation inspector

Conflict - Brain freeze every time you drink something

Character: A sweet, young little girl whose internal thoughts are narrated in Samuel L. Jackson's voice. (Not my idea, but I saw it on the internet)

Location: A dude ranch in Wyoming.

Profession: A video game NPC.

Conflict: A president of a nation desperately hates his job and wants to be impeached. However, every time he tries to do something bad that will get him impeached, he ends up helping his country and raising his popularity percentage.

Character: An adult man that is actually just 3 Ant eaters in a trench coat trying to study Astrophysics to unlock the secrets of space ants for a sustainable food source

Location: A fort made entirely of very angry, screaming, little people

Conflict: a man who made a design flaw whilst building his fort made entirely of very angry, screaming, little people and so, cannot exit it.

Profession: Professional laugh-track audience member

Character: George Washington but a female

Profession: Cook at an Italian restaurant

Location: The Death Star

Scenario: Trying to run a marathon using their hands only