#Reviews

Testimonials of characters pertaining to their peers! What does YOUR toon think about the people of Vulkwasten?

Please keep in mind: This is all purely IC. Any insults or negative comments are purely from one IC perspective to the other, and do not speak at all to the OOC ideas of the person posting.

Please DO NOT post about someone's character without written permission. Everyone who wants their toons reviewed has made a post here saying so.

Roast me. -Wreasha

"Seems to be a sweet enough woman, so far. She works with Karadel, Coin of the... what was it? I feel like she's always changing her title. Anyway, Wraesha is the type of person I'd like to get to know. She's a joker. I wonder what they all think about me?" -Thelin

The camera pans in and out, eventually focusing on Wreasha. She looks just past the camera at the interviewer.

"Who? The elf? I've met a lot of- OH. The tiny one. Yeah. He was very small. I'm not going to lie. I thought he was a child when I met him. I'm always careful when he's around, because I don't want to step on him. I think I've talked to him, what? Twice? He's kind of sweet. Hangs out with the wrong sort though. I'm almost certain he's hiding something. You don't get to be that small and not be filled with rage. I think I made him buy me a drink once. Or maybe I bought me a drink and he was there. Either way, I was drinking. At least he's a good sport. Which to me is a challenge. I'm going to push every single button he has until I get a reaction."

Suki, and S'har are up for roasting.

"Mr Mask is such a cutey. Suki thinks she is losing her control over him though, that big Tory is simply getting in her way. But, she is happy and they are cute together. If she got a chance, she would totally peek."-Suki

"Suki? Oh, I adore Suki! She's the sweetest, cuddliest little ball of fuzz I've ever met. I don't think she's serious about wanting to see Tory so badly, since I told her some things that are best kept private, but she's got this look in her eyes when she talks about him. Like, the way a wolf looks at a mouse. It's kind of scary. I only pray that she doesn't make me get defensive--I don't share. Either way, bless her heart. Xithic's a lucky cat." -Thelin

destroy my characters

"I thought Suki was cute and nice at first, but now she's kind of an obnoxious little bitch. I wish she'd keep away from me, and the mer I show interest in. This is my job--not a little baby game." -Reliza

"I have never had much of an aesthetic liking of khajiit women, but Suki is quite lovely. She is a unique soul." -Ali

"Reliza's mouth is so big that the entirety of Elros could fit inside." -Thelin

"Thelin? Uh. I don't know wot to think of him. The mer is incredibly short, and so damn't clingy. How can someone cling to another person like that? It always ends in disaster, truly. People love t'hurt others, and quite frankly, that's how partnerships will end." -Kashya

"Kashya is adorable! This one really really wants to get to know her, but she keeps shooing her away. Suki thinks we'd make good friends. She bets she has a dark secret, maybe she's actually a boy." -Suki

"Oh. Suki. She's- I- Hmm. I'm conflicted. On one hand, she's crazy. On the other hand, she's fed me for free. On the other other hand, she's too chipper for me to deal with. On the other other other hand, I think I have too many hands. Suki is like moonsugar, very sweet, but if you have too much you'll go mad. She's got this plan to make me smile, which is normally easy to do, but I'm not going to give her that satisfaction. Somebody's got to be the party pooper, and I'm okay with that being me."

"The clinic elf? I've met him once or twice. First impressions are that he's a stick in the mud. A lovable, caring stick in the mud. To be fair, if I had to put up with half the people who come in and out of that clinic on a daily basis, I'd be a stick in the mud too. Or worse. Man's got more patience than I do. And more patients."

"I've only ever met the tall elf while she was drunk out of her mind. She's the one who's always standing in the tavern, commenting on everything that's going on. Once, hid outside in a bush and sang us all a song. Then she went up stairs, and nearly tumbled down the ramp singing the next verse. Needless to say, I really like her."

Topic: Thelin
"This one does not really know that small mer. She is surprised he is still hanging around the tavern and not laying squished somewhere. Ty believes that is why he is always in armor. It is for when he gets stepped on by others, it doesn't hurt as bad. He probably has no idea how to actually fight. All that protection is just because he is little and gets knocked around. Maybe he is also trying to compensate for something else?" - Ty

Topic: S'har
"This one cares no to share anything she knows of S'har." - Ty as she glares at the interviewer.

Topic: Suki
"Ty must admit, Suki is starting to grow on her. She is the girly side that Ty has never been able to really explore. Can you believe, she invited this one on a girls night? Ty had no idea there was such a thing?! But it was so much fun. Everyone got their nails painted. Even Menelin! This one had no idea Suki even knew this one's name." - Ty as she flashes her lovely nails around.

Topic: Kashya
"This one is concerned for Kashya. Sure, she is always drinking and talking to herself. She used to seem sane but not anymore. Ty thinks she will kill herself with drink and no one will find her because she will be curled up in some hide away, dead, in a pile of oranges. Who wants to go out like that?" - Ty

Wreasha: "Oh Suki finds her to be quite fun! This one knows when her tail is being pulled, but she goes along with it. She thinks so anyways. Suki finds that the one's that play hard to get to smile are the one's that are the most willing to smile, but want to keep Suki around. She wonders how her boyfriend managed to get her, that is one special Khajiit." Suki

Ty: "Lady Ty is very special to Suki. Ty is like the big Sister Suki never got, but she may not know that yet. Ty has welcome her with open arms, and that makes Suki very happy. When she first meet Lady Ty, the khajiit seemed worried about it. Suki is happy she could get closer. Girl's night was a great idea, and now she has many friends because of it. Friends that don't just want to get her naked. This one hopes that Ty will continue to be a great friend." Suki, again.

Ty: "Ty? Hmm. S'har isn't sure. There was something, but ever since S'har messed up and attempted something he shouldn't, she has been distant. S'har sees Shabaji in her, his first wife. The khajiit that still haunts his dreams the most. If a soul could pass onto another, S'har thinks that would be Ty. Ah moons, he got carried away. She's all right he supposes." S'har, getting too deep.

Ali: "You mean the short clinic keeper? Suki supposes he's all right. How can anyone stay up in that clinic all the time and deal with all those hurt people. Even when Suki was a nurse she didn't spend that much time. He never leaves, it's almost creepy." Suki

Lulie: "The most amazing Bosmer in the whole world! Suki is sure that Mrs Lulie is the best friend ever. She hopes she gets to see Lulie more and more. She's so fun to hang out with!" Suki

Ran'dal: "He's lucky." suki

(( Roast me too.
I'll post some after class. ))

(Both Shari and Nira are open targets! I will post my own comments when I get home!)

Ran'dall's perspective on:

Kashya: "Oh, the tall as fuck Altmer, yeah? She's okay. Drinks all the shit combined in one bottle. Seems like she's got a tree branch stuck up her ass, but I bet if you get her in a party setting, she'd be the fuckin' life of it."

Elsy: "The treethane? Shit, you want me to really say what I'm thinkin'? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if she's playin' 'hide the bone' with Inspector no-face. Nice pair on her, though."

Ali: "Ali is one of my friends, if you can call it that. I owe the guy. Saved my fuckin' life, yeah? And he's one of the only mer in town that'll humor me by havin' an actual conversation with me."

Thelin: "The short little Imperial Bosmer? How in oblivion does he handle havin' a hugeass Altmer boyfriend? Really. Can he fit his whole arm in his mouth, or somethin'? Yeah, I'm tryin' to keep this shit clean, here. He seems sassy, and I can get the fuck behind that."

Thorn: "That Argonian guard. He's so fuckin'.. surreal. Says things he's thinkin', as if anyone's listenin' to him. He's a weird one. Just sorta stands around all the fuckin' time, makes a comment, then leaves."

Any of the men or mer that hit on Lulie: "Hah, yeah. I love watchin' them try an' fail. Fuckers have no idea. If you're gonna come to the tavern and hit on the hottest womer there, maybe you should think about it, a little. She's got everythin' goin' on, she's probably got a mer, right? And even if I ain't there, I know how she feels, and trust her one-hundred percent. Still kinda wanna laugh in their faces, though."

(Perfectly fine with my characters getting roasted XD)

Krimie's perspective on:

Elsy: "One of my best friends..although since her rise to power within the Vulkwasten ranks I haven't spent much time with her as I'd like. She is everything I wish to be someday; Honest, trustworthy, compassionate and beautiful. I enjoy bringing my children over to her and Ali's home. Occasionally I'll bring over my children's father, Eranor, but only if I know he'll behave..usually after he's well fed."

Ran'dull: "I'll admit, at first I didn't like him at all..I still don't really..but he's grown on me...like a scab that don't heal...I just wanna pick at it. There's just something about him that rubs me the wrong way. First time I met him was during an investigation on accusations that he stole meat or something...and he's always disappearing. Eh..there must be something I like about the brute though..I did help discover his whereabouts the last time he disappeared. His lady-friend, Lully, sure seemed ta be at a loss without him. No idea what she sees in him. He's not even that easy on the eyes. Next time, I'm not getting involved if he goes off scampering away."

Lulie: "I hear rumors that she's had a checkered past. Something about a past boyfriend or brother that keeps showing up..causing inconveniences. If I had ta guess, I'd say it's Ran'dall stirring up a pot o' trouble. Lulie seems ta be aw'right though. Sometimes it she thinks she's the center of the world. I guess I'm just jealous of all the attention she gets...but she's been decent ta me and me babies...always giving us free meat and mammoth milk. Maybe if I'm nice like her, I'll win more friends. Meh, not worth the trouble."

Elfros: "He's the only Altmer I like...or perhaps the only Altmer I can stand the smell of. He doesn't act pompous and pretentious like most of them tall good-fer-nothings. Maybe I like him cause I hurt him once. Maybe I just pity him and feel awful for tricking him in ta eating meat...of his kin. Eh..he slapped me once across the face, and I deserved it...but at least nowadays we're cordial wit each other. He done and watched me babies one day. I hope he knows I'll be askin' him again. All me little babies, Nedy and Avey talk 'bout is how entertaining uncle Elfros was."

Lucy (Lucrezia): "She wos me original leaf-sister, along wit Elsy. We were a trio ta be reckoned wit and I love her dearly. Don't know about this relationship wit Mr. Afer, though. Actually, I heard a rumor they've split up. I sure do hope Lucy finds happiness with someone. Like me, she's got mouths ta feed at home. I miss her and Milo bein' together and I thought they were a solid couple. Wot's wrong wit these youngin's who can't stay together? Milo was a pretty elf boy and a good catch.....hmm...I wonder wot he's up ta."

Hloriella: "That b**** is ***** **** when she **** with *** after the **** happened. Gods *****it."

More from Ali's perspective:

Elsy: "Well, she's my wife. I love her very much. Although, most of the time, I feel like I've always loved her more than she loves me. But.. I can't blame her. I do fumble about like a lost baby a lot."

Kashya: "I quite like the loonie altmer. I've found that, beneath that strange shell, she does have a little bit of sense in her. She is rather paranoid, too, I've come to find. I think that she has experienced much trauma. Poor gal, I do try to find to talk to her and try to offer help. I don't think she wants any."

Ran'dall: "I adore Ran'dall. I love him. Love him, love him, love him. He has a big mouth, and underneath it, an even bigger heart. I enjoy his company immensely. He even told me that if he were single, and if I were single, he'd want to be with me. Ha. Sweet lad."

Sigmund: "Self-absorbed fucker. Drives me up every wall, in every building, ever in existence. He pisses me off to no end. I wish he'd leave me alone. He seems to like and respect me though, despite all of the times I've lost my temper with him--and that is no easy feat! I wonder why he likes me. I suppose I'm likable enough."

Hloriella
Topic: Villagers

Lulie: "Lulie...now is she not that male-not male who had horns but...wait no. She's the waif married to that cook! I looked much better on my wedding day."


Krimie: "Why are you asking be of this woman, did another of her kin die? I swear most of the grave markers are Nightvales...some even actually still got a corpse under em."


Elsy: "The Tree Lady? I do not know how she has pumped out so many kids and not eaten them out of frustration. Her husband sure does like to cry a lot though. Maybe that is why...I wish for her patience."

Thelin: "Thelin is that stranger who lives in his armor, yeah? I wonder what he has to hide. Perhaps he is just extremely ugly in the sunlight."

Lucrezia: "My best friend that bosmer is. I once threw a starfish at her face during a fight. I won that fight, I know I did. You do not believe me? I will throw one at you too!"

Feel free to roast any of my characters as much as you want. I know how many people hate Randy!))

If anyone even remembers Tsalazami, then go ahead.

Ran'dall, take two.

Falen: "That kid has some issues. I like him, but shit. Try to treat him like a godsdamned adult, and he acts like a fuckin' child. Kid doesn't need to be babied. He's gotta realize that he ain't makin' friends actin' like a fuckin' baby all the time."

Xithic: "I ain't got an opinion."

Krimie: "Fuck her. Annoying bitch can't keep her little pig-nose outta other peoples' business. She needs to go spend more time on 'er back. Repopulate the Shitevale name, yeah?"

Kirawaen. "Ignorant little shit. Thinks she's somethin' cause she can pop out a litter of sprouts. If she weren't married to Find, I'd tell her where she can fuckin' go bury herself."

From my only character, Eynriel's perspective:

Thelin


Wraesha


Reliza


Kashya


Nisuki


Elsynia


Veshar


Lulie


That's about it for characters Eyn's had any interaction with. She uh... Isn't very well established in the guild yet. :/

Reliza

Shen: "Shen is a sweeeeeet little baby. I love him! He's so.. sweet! And I love him. He's sweet."

Lucia: "Lucia is weird. I used to not like her, but now I think she's okay. She's ugly."

Lulie: "I like Lulie a lot! She likes me very much, I dunno why. I guess it's because I'm gorgeous. But I like her."

(please roast any of my characters)

A few more from Thelin:

Ran'dall: "Good mer. Very good mer. I ought to owe him something for being such a good mer. Vulgar, but makes me laugh as much as he makes me flush. I've got a trained eye for secret sweeties, and he's glowing rather loudly! I can see why Lulie loves him. She also told me something secret at girls' night, which I technically shouldn't have been attending in the first place. Hee hee."

Lucia: "Lucia? I love her. I don't know what it is about her, but she's gods-damned hilarious. Just so funny. What a sweet womer."

Kashya: "She is undoubtedly the most mentally tangled person I've ever met, excluding myself at some points. I feel bad for her. I don't think she would accept if I were to assertively offer her a shoulder, though. Hm. She might crush it anyway." He chuckled.

Falen: "In every single respect, Falen is too much. He's gone through too much, and I can't blame him for acting out, but he's a handful. I feel like he's always down in the dumps. Poor, misled Falen. Almost reminds me of myself--as a young adult, not a twelve-year-old, mind you."

Kirin: "Sweet baby bird! Sweet, downy, innocent baby bird. Left the nest in Skywatch only to go back home with handsome red cardinal! I wish the very best for her. I love her so."

Veshar: "Friendly guard. Buried my ass at fight night."

Wren: "I... hm. Mm. Pass."

Lulie: "Lulie said that I adore everyone, and now that I reflect on it, she's mostly right. She's the sweetest thing, but I feel like there's some sort of fiery core to that. I'm not sure I want to see it, though. I bet Ran'dall's seen it." He blinked. "That wasn't an innuendo. Gah! I've been hanging around Suki too much."

Veshar's Thoughts

Tsalasami/Salami......?: Anyway, Veshar does not know Salami that well be the times she has met her, and the things she's been told, makes Veshar think that Tsal is a mega-fletcher and needs a good butt kicking or a good night in the bed. (Shudders)

Reliza: He is sweet but he can get on one's nerves with his mouth. Perhaps he put himself out there and fells disgusted with himself and takes it out on others. Who knows. He is nice looking

Veshar's thoughts part 2

Theo: He's quite likable. Nice looking for a Bosmer

The argonian lady (Pepper): Don't know much about her but veshar loves her fins

Wren's thoughts:

Suki: Haven't really spoken to her. She works in the tavern but clings to any guys she meets. I don't get it. Maybe she's just really lonely.

Wreasha: Only met her briefly, but I liked her. She's snappy. Need to spend more time around her when I need a laugh.

Theo: Hmmmm... yum. I want to poke his abs. Shame about the creepy boyfriend.

Kaysha: KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME. SHE THROWS DIRT. DO NOT TRUST.

Lucia's Thoughts:

Ali: I've only met him a couple times. He seems friendly enough

Sig: I'll be good and not say my thoughts about him *curses in Dunmeri*

Reliza: He's adorable.

Theo: He's like my adorable little best friend

Wears impenetrable armor "Roast meh."

Lulie's Views of:

Reliza: "A girl needs at least one token gay friend in their life and I'm lucky to have two. Reliza makes me laugh at times. He's so flamboyant and open about his feelings towards others. He never seems to skip a beat when there's an attractive person in the tavern. I just wish he'd put a filter on. He can be downright rude to some. Which doesn't bold well with many of our customers, or me."

Thelin "This little old mer is the sweetest thing. He reminds me a lot of Reliza, but without the discourtesy to others. To think so much spunk and energy is inside this decrepit little shell. His relationship with that Tory fella is quite adorable. How he clings on to that hunk of an Altmer fascinates me. If I wasn't working and trying to maintain a reputation, I'd probably be doing the same to my husband"

Suki: "Suki! oh so much life and joy in this girl. If I need a cheer me up..then she's the first I come to. It wasn't until I met her that I fell in love with the khajiit people. So full of zest and life these people have...and those parties she throws for us ladies. I haven't had that much fun since Find and I used to toss rocks at thunderbug mounds and watch the eggs explode"

Find: "My life long friend of over fourty-seven years. He understands me more than any other. We drifted apart after I had joined the army but I am so glad we've rekindled our relationship..albeit a bit different now..but nonetheless we are closer than ever. I can't say anything negative about him...he has been by my side throughout most of the major events in my life. I'm also very glad my husband likes him. There's nothing I like doing more than hanging with my two favorite boys....well except for Suki's parties"

Elsy: "I respect this woman. This wonderful town leader has always been supportive of Randy and I. I have never met a more professional person to work with than her. I'm always comforted about the tavern and town's future, knowing that Elsy is in charge. Perhaps some day I'll get to know her better. But I think what makes our relationship work is that we are at a purely professional level."

Emia: "My dearest Emia....what I wish to say of you, can never be written down"

Falen: "Ran'dall and I have a dog that we named Lish...short for Little Shit...sometimes I just want to call Falen the same thing. But I would never do that to the boy. He's a boy who's trying to grow up too fast. There is nothing more beautiful or scarier than a man with the mind of a child. Falen has had a difficult life, compounded by the lack of parental guidance. Sometimes I just want the boy to come home with Ran'dall and I..so that we may nurture him. I've seen Ran'dall be fatherly to Falen and it has always put a smile on my face. It gives me great hope for our own little one"

Lucia: "I trust no one more than Lucia to help me manage the tavern. She excels in many levels more than I ever could in inn keeping. She is a natural at her job and is so nice. I am sometimes rough on her, but it is only because I know she has much potential in the industry. She also has the most interesting toys to aid us in cleaning the tavern that always bring a smile to my face. Yet, there is something off putting about her that I can't quite place. Perhaps she should some day join me at one of Suki's parties. It'll get her to open up a little"

From Dar'Nira's perspective:

Elsy: "She is this one's big boss in many ways, though she doesn't really act like it. We haven't had a lot of time to really get to know each other, but she seems down to Nirn...like Nira could have a casual talk with her.

Kashya: "Nira likes Kashya just fine. She was the one who gave Nira a chance at being a guard and really was her introduction to Vulkwasten. This one can't help but be grateful to her. So what if she talks to herself and can be hard to approach? Nira has known far, far worse."

Veshar: "Heh...when this one first saw Veshar, she was admittedly a bit smitten in a "khajiit will never be good enough" sort of way. She is sweet, strong, and just the best mate a girl can ask for."

Thorn: "Thorn is...well...Thorn. He defies any other explanation because he needs no other. He does what he wishes, how he wishes to do it, and if you don't like it you can suck a skooma pipe. Sometimes he frustrates this one with his confidence that sounds like apathy, but he is a good sort and one Nira is happy to work under."

Elros: "This one has not gotten to know him too well...but he seems very set in his ways if not a bit uptight. Maybe this will change, but who knows?"

Thelin: "Eh heh...the fewer things this one says about him out loud the better...he is a good sort though once you get past the armor. This one had the joy of seeing him with his Altmer boyfriend...it's rather adorable in a "please don't kill this one" way."

Nisuki: "Nira hasn't interacted so much with her, but she is very friendly and knows how to entertain. Pretty too, this one has to admit she is a little jealous. Sort of reminds Nira of how she was before...well...before she came here."

Lulie: "Certainly a nice womer, knows how to treat customers right as well. This one really wishes to interact with her more too."

Elsy's Viewpoint

Ran'dall — 3132093




Krimie — 10414265




Ali — 10470781




Hlor — 12598138




Eynriel — 11753607




Lulie — @Ebonwind again




Nira — 11297235

Emia's Viewpoint

Lulie — 10414265




Ran'dall — 3132093

Nisuki - You asked me a month ago, I would have given a definitive answer. Now, I'm not so certain. She did try to bed my husband, though. There is that.

Elros - How long do you have? Arrogant, narcissistic, no sense of logic or reason, acts off his impulses. Legal criminal as well, he cannot piss me off any further, I do not think. Unless he turns into...

Sigmund - ...him.

Ran'dall - He's just annoying. I don't have much else to say.

Nira - Is she not the one in a relationship with...Shavari and Veshar? I do not particularly care for the inconsequential who act consequential.

Veshar - She is an idiot.

Elsynia - Thin ice, but I have not seen her lately. I used to like her, though.

Hloriella - Well enough, I suppose. A tad on the bitchy side but I cannot throw stones in that department.

Alijham - Ugh...I will not waste your time with my list of complaints against him.

Thorn - Do you genuinely expect me to say anything bad about my husband?

Kashya - I used to respect her as a person, now she is just another drunkard in the crowd, not worth paying attention to.

Eynriel - Ask Kaaieleth. She will explain adequately why she is high on my list of grievances.

Lulie - Who?

Thelin - Odd one but nice enough, I suppose. I have no complaints nor praise beyond that.

Reliza - He keeps trying to be my friend. Gods know why.

Find - ...Who?

((My characters are roast-able))

Styletta Timberscrub

Hloriella - "She was m-my first friend here! Everyone said she was m-mean but she's only ever been kind to me. Even when I started d-dating her bother, she was very supportive. Though she could b-be nicer to Fedris...and everyone, really.

Alijham - "He is very kind. And m-mostly helpful. He's a terrific healer! No, wait, he's not a healer in the magic sense, is he? He uses potions, mostly. He makes them too! I g-guess you could call him a potion healer then, right? Though he can be a bit of a gossip...and nosy! He sniffed me one time! Without my p-permission! He has the nose of a hound."

Elsynia - "Oh I like her! She's probably the m-most ladylike of all the women and womer here. She's very busy, though. They are going to w-work her to death in this town. I'm surprised her head is not filled with gray hairs over this town. Hm...maybe Alijham has a potion for that as well."

Reliza - *blinks at interviewer* "....." *blinks again* "My mother always t-told me that if I have nothing nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all." *mumbles a few dunmeri words that she's heard Hloriella say many times*

Krimie - *tiny gasp* *looks around the room before whispering* "She's c-crazy. Nearly killed Hloriella- WHAT'S THAT?!" *jumps out of chair when a stray lock of hair touches her shoulder* "Oh, nevermind. Next one, please."

Menelin - "She's very stern. And t-tall. Very tall. I use to feel like she was always w-watching me when we were in the same room together. Maybe I just imagined it, though."

Afer - "He's Fedris's best friend! A little l-loud at times, but he makes up for that in bravery. Though he does get my husband into some dangerous s-situations at times. But I haven't seen him around in a w-while. I hope he's alright."

Lucrezia - "Another very l-loud one. She seemed to jump from bed to bed...not that I'm judging! I'm glad she found happiness with Afer. Fedris didn't like the relationship at first, but I thought is w-was sweet! They do fight like cats and dogs though....maybe that's why he hasn't been around..."

((falen is up to being roasted

i did a falen review on lulie...now you can review her

Falen's view on some people:


Theo-"Hmm... He tries to be like a dad... A.. Over.. Protective.. Very Feminine dad. Yeah, he's alright I suppose. He looks out for me so I try to do the same."

Lulie-"She's sweet.. Like a second mother to me. I try not to disappoint her.. I don't like it when she is sad."

Kashya-"Hell.. She took me and my sister into her home where I had no where else to go. She's more of like a big sister to me. I would take an arrow for h-- Hmm.. As long as it doesn't blow my other eye out.. Egh.."

((i'll do some more in the future

((Feel free to review Ty. If you know any of my alts, you may review them also! They just don't come around often.))

Lucia's thoughts

Thorn: Sure he's a bit hard on people, talks odd but at the end of the day he's like a father figure.

Lulie: I have nothing bad to say really. She's like a sister.

Nira: The guardsman is really nice and sweet. I hope we can spend more time together

Tsalazami's thoughts:

Thorn: Stubborn, awkward and a TOAD. Friend? Dissident. MISBELIEVER. But I trust him sometimes.

Hloriella: Dunmer with own cockroaches in her head, but I think she is a friend? I hope so. I trust her.

Kashya: Pal, but easy to manipulate. Former alcoholic. Not too smart. Sometimes she can be trusted.

Menelin: A woman in her crisis, yet she feels a kindred soul in me sometimes. Odd, but I take it. I trust her.

Reliza: Spoiled, unethical, promiscuous pup. Don't trust him anymore. Sympathizer of the unholy. Had a disgusting relationship with one, infact.

Thelin: Gross, suspicious. I do not trust him. Likely a heretic. Possibly a heretic.

Falen: Boy pretending to be a man. Will die soon.

Elros: Wicked and unrighteous. Absolutely do not trust him. Likely a heretic and a a sympathizer of the unholy.

Alijham: Don't like him anymore. Don't trust him either. Possibly a heretic and a sympathizer of the unholy.

Lulie: Tries to talk me up all the time, but kills my interest once she begins calling me 'dear' or whatever. Trust her only to deliver me a drink. Possibly a heretic and a sympathizer of the unholy.

Veshar: Seen her once. Don't trust her. Maybe a heretic.

Elsynia: Never trusted her and I still do not.

Ty: Impious, wormlike rag. DO not trust her. I am sure that she is a heretic, but I got no proof -yet-.

Wreasha: Seen her complaining once. She is a khajiit, so I do not trust her.

Tsalazami: I do not trust her- wait.

((I am okay with reviews of any of my characters. At present, that's Keys, Aleeane, and Dergan.))

// feel free to also review my chars ^.^ my chars are Glooras & Callio, Nivrchel, Cirlin, Fats, and Kasinae \\

[[ I'm necro-ing the fuck outta this bad boy. Tear into my characters, boyos. ]]

Hloriella: "That Dissy bitch is starting to resemble a large, plump, female guar. Oh she's pregnant too."

Dissy: "Oh, Whoreietta or whatever the fuck her name is? Yeah, me trying to eat her was the most action she's gotten this year."

Keys on:

Hlor - "I don't know her well, but I admire her for th'way she stabbed that werewolf in th'face. Fuckin' badass."

Kashya - "Uh. She does her job real good. Lately, I been findin' she's full a' surprises. I likes her, I guess."

Reliza - "I used t'want to punch him in th'mouth, but now I just wanna hug'm."

Theo - *Sniffle*

Falen - "He's alright. I worry 'bout'm. He's still in th'Fighter's Guild an' I'm told he panics? Ain't seen'm on no missions where it wasn't just everyone panickin', though."

Alijham - "Ali's th'nicest mer I ever met. He gives real good advice. Maybe one a' these days I'll actually listen to it."

Wrae - "Murderin' bitch."

Tsala - "She went to jail for bein' so insufferable. I just kinda try t'stay away."

Dissy - "Also insufferable. She ain't even actively botherin' me no more, but th'mere thought of her just gives me a headache."

Ji'Darr - "Can't. Stay. Still. I'm kinda th'same, really, but at least I don't wind up extendin' my clinic stays outta impatience, y'know?"

Nira - "She's a sweetheart. Could stand t'be more confident, if y'asks me. I hopes she can find that boost she needs."

Lucia - "Very sweet womer, but I wouldn't wanna gets on her bad side."

Lulie - "I only see her once in a while, but I likes th'way she kinda mommies me."

((All my toons are up for roasting))

This contains IC information and is for entertainment purposes only. If you don't want to be spoiled ICly, look for her in game. Otherwise, enjoy!

Spoiler

Ran'dall - the only person my heart will ever belong to. I know he's still out there.
Afer - Handsome and brave. I always feel safe when he's nearby
Lucia - My trusty sidekick. She knows more about running a tavern than I do.
Reliza - Eye candy, yes, but as a guard I question the security of our town. Maybe he'll grow in to the part.
Thelin - Such a sweet and kind old man. Albeit creepy, but what old man isn't? I miss him.
Kaysha - I can't figure this one out. She's like a perpetual teenager trying to find herself. She's on my prayer list.
Kinae - She brings a smile to my face every time I see her in the tavern. I do worry about her and want to get know her more. I often wonder if she has a tongue or was her voice scared out of her. Perhaps we'll get close enough and I'll ask.
Krimie - Whore
Lucrezia - I swear she's with a different man evertime I see her. At least she's not a whore like Krimie. I will admit, I was jealous when she was with Afer. Even though I'm married.
Hlor - I do not want to get on this woman's wrong side. I serve her drinks, smile and be done with it.
Tsala - My muscles tense every time I see her. It's odd, I've been with more overbearing, foulmouthed grunts in the army, yet she somehow eclipse them all.
Wraesha - Besides Lucia, I would consider her my other best friend. Wraesha is someone I can confide in, like how I used to with my husband. She's by no means a substitute for Ran'dall, but does fill a certain hole in my heart.
Knoxx - This fella obviously has an agenda for me. I enjoy our conversations, but I hope we don't take our relationship any further than mere acquaintances.

Sura final thoughts on:

Wrae: She needs help. If all she had was help, she would be a great person.

Rax: Wrae is poison to him. He needs to leave and go somewhere happy.

Fena: She was nice, I hardly knew her, but she was nice. Even if the whole WW thing scared me to death.

Afer: Kinda cute, but way too quick to judge.

Tsal: Once you get through her harsh exoskeleton, she's actually really cool!

Keys: Toughest girl I know, and she's only 13. Kinda wish I got to know her better.

Ashi: He always seemed sketchy, but for a poor underfed cat, he is very good looking.

Nari: Bitch stole my man, she's also full of herself. Hopefully she's happy, and I mean that genuinely.

Jako: I don't even know what happened here. He was a very unique cat, but he thinks too much for his own good. That's probably why we clicked.

Kash: She was about to kill me that one night. I don't think she ever liked me. She's cold, and I think she's seen too much.

Ter: He always looked out for me. I don't know if he even knew my name, but he had my back on more than one occasion.

Storm: He was an odd one. Kinda cute in a weird way, I probably only have feelings because I've had some intimate moments. Thankfully nothing came of it. Or maybe life would have been better if something did.

Gilyyn and Careth: I never saw then again after that night they rescued me. We all shared some unique abilities, maybe we could have learned more from each other.

Thaleg: Probably the most rounded personality I've ever seen. He'll be capable of great things in the future.

Mi'Zaar: My closest friend.

Sal: The red hair suits how hot headed she is. It's a good thing I got away from her, she was worse than an over-protective parent.

Skarll: He had to knock me down sometimes, for my own good, and somehow I never scared him off.

RJ: Like Wrae, he was just a troubled soul that needed help I couldn't give him, and he was going to take me with him if I didn't get away. Also like Wrae, he has hope to fix himself.

Azarai: I don't think she liked me much, but she was a very powerful friend.

Vari: What ever happened to that alchemist lizard? She was kinda cool, if quiet. Which is rare.

Adsomar: He's a pouty child in a giant altmer's body. Good thing I never set him off, he'd probably kill me.

Estre: Worst. Bedside Manner. Ever.

J'argo: The forbidden love was the sweetest to taste. He was kind of a bad person though.

Ra'Khim: One of my few redguard friends. He always acted tough, but some things made him quiver like a scared kitten. Other things he would remove violently.

La'Assa and Kisha: They were pretty fun to hang out with. I envy their calm tavern lifestyle.

Darian Lancaster: He kicked my ass, then kicked Itaneeks ass. So I guess he's good.

Itaneek: He was so hard to get rid of, and caused so much pain in my life. Still, I miss having him around. Made life interesting to have a villian.

Mel: The few times I met her she was very helpful. I wish her troubled life the best.

Kaz: He scared me and hurt me the only time I met him, but he still seemed very attractive in a weird way. Very intelligent too. Fena is lucky to have him.

(I probably forgot some people, sorry if I did, some people I left out on purpose if our characters didn't have much of a relationship. Feel free to roast my characters I designed Sura to be as flawed as I could get away with, and the others are on the table too).

Sara on

Keys: Keys is my rock. The one who I look up too even though she's younger. She does what's right all the time and I love her

JIg: He may be foolish but I love him

Alyss: She's my second rock

Afer: I love Afer. He's a great man.

Adsomar: He seems friendly ish.


Estre: She's a great mentor and teacher

Nammu: He seems interesting and I'm jealous of his mask. I want one.

Kashya's opinions on all of you crazy people.

Don't Click on me

Hloriella: She can't hold her drink but I suppose she's awlright.

Reliza: He makes me somewhat uncomfortable. I don't know if I want to get stuck in a room alone with him.

Estre: No opinion. After speaking to several people, I can confidently say that she isn't quite who I thought she was.

Nammu: Who the hell is this man? I'm going to make it a law for all men and mer to take their damn masks off at least once when I enter the room.

Adsomar: Originally, I had no respect for him; thought he was quickminded and irrational. I'm just as bad, however. I hope he doesn't make anymore stupid decisions. And can tolerate the person he's with.

Afer: I have a fair respect for him. Part of me wants to get to know him, but I think it would just be extremely awkward. I've always considered him somewhat of a friend, even though we never speak. Not like I speak to anyone, anyhow.

Keys: I worry for her, but I'm not vocal enough to admit it. I despise the route that Wraesha took; Keys needed a role model, and all she got was a wash-up. I've vowed to be different, for my own child.

Thelin: I am a very dual-opinionated person, if that makes sense. Believe me when I say that I do not support his path. I'll leave it at that.

Kinae: Awlright girl, but I don't speak to her much.

Lucrezia: I've liked her company every since her, Hlor and I went into Eastmarch together. I like her well enough. I hate that guy she's with, though. He can get stuffed.

Tsalazami: I want to be her friend, but she can't go two minutes without causing shite and making my job harder than it needs to be. I constantly attempt to break loose but I suppose I'm too sympathetic with some people.

Wraesha: I try not to dislike people, as strange as that seems. I don't think I dislike Wraesha, but she sure ain't done anything to earn my respect.

Zalya: Keen girl, but far too sympathetic. Shite needs to die when it needs to die, and people need to be backhanded when they need to be backhanded. It's simple as that. I'd love to see her as a stern, loud-screamin' one-armed lieutenant telling new guards about how she mastered swordplay with one arm while the rookies can't do it with both of theirs. I hope she sticks with it and hardens up.

Bashzug: I respect him. He's a bit too kind for my tastes, so I tend to bottle up around him. But, I respect him.

Fahdi: Strange new Khajiit. I don't know much about her, but she seems intent on working, so I can respect that. Hope she's a good influence on Zalya.

Kiri on:

Afer: He's really cool and inspirational, but too stubborn for his own good. I appreciate him.

Kashya: Under all that armor and snarkiness, I know there's a really nice person! Either way, I like her.

Sara: She's like my best adult friend. Really sweet.

Estre: I used to be a little scared of her, but now that I've been around her for a while, I understand her a little more. Not as much as I'd like, though. Now I'm worried about her, sometimes. Still, I really appreciate all she's been doing to help me learn.

Siirdan: He's like a family member. Although I disagree sometimes with him, I love him like I do Ashi!

Keys: Best friend! Back when I first met her in Vulkwasten, I was a little envious. She was so much braver than I was. But now I think of her as an inspiration to be better. I'm really glad she's my friend.

Kana: Also best friend! She seems a little funny sometimes, but she just wants to be an actor. I guess I understand why. I feel bad because she's often gotten hurt when around me. Still, I'm glad we're friends as well.

Hlor: I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON THAT ONE!!!

Here's what Lulie thinks about YOUR character (the people she's interacted with and who I can remember off hand)

1. Lucia - Lulie has the utmost respect for this woman. Still oblivious that Lucia is a vampire.

2. Rey'lias - Nothing really needs to be said. Just watch them interact for a few minutes and you'll see how they feel about each other. They play hard, they fight hard and they love hard. She is utterly devoted and in love with this man. For good and for bad.

3. Taps - Lulie cares for his well being and enjoys his company. Even though he doesn't say much, she has bonded with him and considers him a close friend. She also thinks he's a good worker when coaxed.

4. Akari - Lulie's trusted, private physician and friend. She's been integral in helping Lulie cope with certain issues through mediation. In a way, she helped give Lulie the confidence to accept Rey'lias into her life and move on from Ran'dalls death.

5. Burdens - Lulie's boss and Roommate. It's a bit unorthodox that Lulie asked her to move in, but she's clean and keeps to herself. What more can one ask from a roommate? She's also very organized and efficient in her tavern skills. Sure, Lulie puts on a more friendly face for the customers, but Burdens the one who keeps the tavern going.

6. Afer - He hasn't been around much in Lulie's life recently. She used to trust him and held him in the highest regard. Until he blabbed that Lulie had feelings for Rey'lias. Now he's been lowered one notch on her best friend list.

7. Daeronil, Kisven, Kelkemmenar - of the three, I only really know Kisven. The other two I can't really tell the difference. Kisven has always been kind to me and so I have no ill feelings towards him.

8. Raven - I only know him through Rey. Apparently he's married to Saga, who I barely know. In my opinion they rushed too soon to marriage. I don't think they'll last.

(hmm this is becoming more 1st person..oh well)

9. Captain Kashya - I am delighted that Kashya has decided to turn her life around. I remember the days of her drinking herself to a drunken stupor back in Vulkwasten, sulking about where her life was going. My dear beloved Ran'dall would give her advice and I assumed she'd just ignore it. But, now it seems she heeded his advice and found the purpose she was seeking. There is no person I trust more to lead our town guard than her.

10. Amarai - a pretty little redheaded bosmer. I felt so sorry for her, out of work and in need of money. I asked burdens if she could work at the tavern, taking half my pay and Burdens accepted. Recently, Miss Burdens raised my pay back to the regular amount. Another reason why I respect my boss so much. Amarai also stays in my house sometimes, i couldn't just leave her out in the wilds. Perhaps one day I'll open a boarding home.

11. Kiri - Such a cute little khajiit. I believe she thinks i get upset at her when she drinks. But I honestly don't mind, as long as she pays. With all that goes on in the world, everyone is entitled to a relief of stress from time to time. However, if I see her drink in excess, I would not hesitate to put a stop to it. She still needs to be a kid.

What K'y thinks of the people around him.

1. Kashya, hesitant, easily influenced, conflicted. Mother of my child and yet still more a stranger than I care to admit. Pure lineage.

2. Lucia, soft hearted, kind, generous. Lucia lacks what I would call the typical temperament of the dunmer. Which makes her more tolerable to be around. Still have yet to discover a use for her.

3. Aminos, loyal, intelligent, human. Unfortunately I can only expect my friend to live for another sixty years at most. Which pains me. I cannot thank him enough for his support.

4. Dalea, Adept, naïve, strong willed. She makes for an excellent apprentice, absorbing the lessons I lay out before her with a voracious appetite.

5. Daeronil, rigid, attentive, lacks strategic planning. I enjoy verbal jousting with him, but his usefulness extends only as far as he can spread misinformation within the thalmor. Use is limited, potential threat.

6. Allyria, diplomatic, good natured, humorous. Allyria displays the natural diplomacy that most thalmor lack. She also is more than willing to entertain ideas and outlooks that are unorthodox. Suitable replacement for Daeronil.

7. Ashi, trusting, cautious, strong work ethic. I expect Ashi to bring in more and more revenue to the township. He knows his business and I trust his work in good faith.

8. Kiri, kind, skittish, cautious. Like her brother she brings in revenue, she is competent as a healer and manages her duties with her training to become a moon priest. She demonstrates strong empathic tendencies. Hard to sow dissent with someone like that around in a key position.

9. Mavos, attentive, clever, adaptable. As good an assistant as any canonreeve could hope for. He keeps meticulous records and holds himself accountable. I can focus on research for extended periods of time and rely on his ability to carryout and predict my wishes regarding the town without fail. Has a strong ambition toward political leanings. Potential threat.

10. Burdens, adaptable, focused, calm. She shows atypical behavior for her species, being able to pick up on the more subtle cues and motions in body language that other races utilize in communications. I expect she will continue to be a benefit to the town.

11. Thorn, smart, emotionally unstable, vulnerable. More atypical behaviors. Although he hides his ability to read people under a guise of aloof actions and laconic speech. Infatuation with Kashya. Unfortunate.

12. The Inspector, just, balanced, misdirecting. The inspector is undoubtedly the least concerning of all the thalmor. I would write him off as expendable but he is more familiar with my citizens which makes him more useful than potentially harmful.

13. Lulie, potentially seditious. More information is required. However for as little as I know her she may be a degree of separation that can be put to good use.

14. Afer, confrontational, suspicious, adept. Afer is strongest in martial skills and social tomfoolery. He is weakest in intellectual pursuits and I'm not even sure he can read. We have a strange relationship, a rivalry though from where it spawned I can not recall.

15. Nammu, cutthroat, manipulative, strong loyalty drive. Nammu in spite of his absence, is an asset. He knows who to be friends with and who to antagonize. He keeps the town divided, and his absence is causing delay. Will likely have to forge his papers.

16. Sarasha, skittish, friendly, dutiful to a fault. Sarasha demonstrates a degree of magical talent that if fostered correctly would make her a useful tool indeed.

17. Ato, dutiful, socially aware, adept. Will have to watch him, Ato seems willing to help and is good at reading the situation or the room. Given the right echos he creates I see his impact being far reaching.

18. Kelkemmenar, rigid, dutiful, open to influence. He is a potential pressure point within the thalmor, should enough seeds take root he may unknowingly become my agent.