Writings of a Future Pirate (Or Privateer) - Jig's Journal

11 posts · started by DankPotato on Sep 22, 2017 · 1217 views · in Active Journals & Diaries

DankPotatoSep 22, 2017

Sep 22, 2017 at 11:38 AM #1

You find a small, leatherbound book inside the room of Nadir Moon-Tales, better known as Jig. It's just next to a small, cheap looking inkwell and quill. The writing is large, looping, and misspelled in several places, obviously written by a child.

This is the furst tyme I hav needed to wryte sinse Rat tawt me. I mis Rat. At leest he treeted mee lyk an eqwal.

Keez iz anoyeeng. She treets me lyk a babee. I am not a babee. I'm goeeng too joyn the Mayg's Gyld. Gonna do lotz of danjerus stuff jusst too spyte her.

Javarr's gurlfrynd gawt kidnapped bi slayvers. He's gonna kil thim. He's awsum.

I feel lyk lawts of this stuff iz miss speled. Maybee sumwun can teech mee beter.

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DankPotatoSep 23, 2017

Sep 23, 2017 at 08:16 PM #2

Tuday was awsum! I met a nise Argoneun ladee named Speeks. I dunno what the rest uv her name wuz. So I'll cal her Speeks.

She tawt me how too mayk fiur! Fier? Fire? Sumthing lyke that. I maid a littul flaym in my hand. It went awayy quik, but it stil happend.

She's nyce. I lyke her. She sems lyke a gud frind.

DankPotatoSep 24, 2017

Sep 24, 2017 at 05:01 PM #3

Today Mira came to Vulkwasten. She scard me and stoll my oranj. I was just eeting it. She was mad at me for leeving Anvil withowt teling her I was quting my job. She kinda scarrs me. But shes also nyce. She bawt me an ail and told me shed teech me too shot bows and arows. Thris was suposed to but he has not ben arownd for a wyle. I hop hes okay.

Mira is reely nyce. I lyke her. Shes also really <This part is scratched out.> I cant say that. Thats embarasing. Plus I think Mira wood kil me if she evur saw it.

I'm thursty. I want mor ail now.

DankPotatoSep 25, 2017

Sep 25, 2017 at 01:19 PM #4

Mira tawt me too shewt a bow and arow today. She has another Kajeet lady frind. Her name is Azarye. They mayd me do push ups. I culd only do five.

After that she tawt me too shot a bo. I mised the furst too times, but hit the target on the thurd. Mira bawt me an ail as a reward. She's so nyce. I lyke her.

Theres sum guy named Jahan in town and he said he'd teech me how too use a sord. He kind of scarrs me. But he sems ok.

DankPotatoSep 30, 2017

Sep 30, 2017 at 10:46 PM #5

I finalee got more ink. I ran out the uther day and coud not find anee mor.

I stoal some roabs from sum camp I fownd. They are a littul big, but they wil work.

On Turdas I went to the Mayg's Gild thingy. They gave us stafs and tawt us how too cast a spel that makes you liter. Lyke a fether.

They tawt me how too put the fether spel onto a coyn. It mayks me liter.

~~Also there were lots of prety ladees their.~~

Thats embarasing. Im gunna go practice mor with my bow.

DankPotatoOct 20, 2017

Oct 20, 2017 at 12:07 PM #6

I went with the Mayg's Gild to some plays tooday. I think they said sumwhere in Hi Rock. We saw all sorts of nastee and twisted plants and tres.

We met a witch ladee. She kreeped me owt at furst but she's nyce. She gave us free stuf. I got a neklass.

The neklass is really prettee. I like stairing at it. It's mine tho. I can't let anyone els tayk it. Lola said she wouldn't. But I don't want to risc it.

That Jorva guy told me a storee about some guy named Sineer who died because of some magik ring. That's dumb. I wouldn't die for this neklass. It's just prettee.

I'm gonnna go stair at it sum more.

DankPotatoOct 22, 2017

Oct 22, 2017 at 01:59 AM #7

My neklass is ~~worm~~ warm.

It's stil reely prettee. The green jim is so beeyootifull. And all the little roons. They're so nyce looking.

The Magistar wants to tayk it from me. She wants to studee it. Lola talked abowt trying to disinchant it. It's not magik. It is just reely reely prettee.

They want me to tayk it off. I won't. It's my neklass. No one elses. They can't mayk me.

Oh yeah, and Dawn is here now too. She wants me to tayk off my neklass too. They can al git stufed. It's my neklass. Not theirs. Mine.

It started getting warm earlier. It's still nyce and warm. It fells good on my furr. And they want me to tayk it off. They're stoopid.

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DankPotatoOct 24, 2017

Oct 24, 2017 at 05:48 PM #8

Thay want to tayk it. I won't let thim. It's myne. Not theirs. Myne. Myne myne myne.

Fahdi tryed to tayk my nek lass. I set her on fiyur. She deservd it. She wanted my nek lass.

Fahdi and Keys beet up Jorva. I helpd. Dawn used sum kynd of kalm spel. She tryed to use it in me errleer.

They all want to tayk it. Evrywun. I won't loose it. It's mine mine mine. My arms go invisuble evry tyne thay try to tayk it.

My nek lass. My pretty pretty nek lass. Thay can all go lik a slowed. I won't give it up.

Gonna ryte it down so I don't furget.

MyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyneMyne

<This continues for the rest of the page.>

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DankPotatoNov 02, 2017

Nov 02, 2017 at 10:23 PM #9

<The writing is extremely erratic, even more difficult to read than normal.>

They all want it. Evryone. The birds, the animels, my familee. None of them can be trusted.

They can't have it. I have to get strongur to defend my nek lass. I had a dreem. I saw a ruin. It has power inside it. It can help me get strongur. I can defend my nek lass.

Myne. Not theirs. Myne. Fuck them. It's myne.

I'm going to the ruin. I just need to get my stuf first. After that I'm going. I'm gonna buy stuf from the nek lass thief behind the bar to get away from the other nek lass thiefs. Food and stuf. I can't defend my nek lass if I starv.

Myne.

DankPotatoNov 04, 2017

Nov 04, 2017 at 05:16 AM #10

<Another entry is there after the previous one. The same erratic handwriting.>

Want it. Them. They. All of them. They can't. No. Nononononono. I refuze. Myne. Myne myne myne.

They can't tayk it. Myne. Fuck them. Fuck. Fuck. I hayt them. The nek lass is myne. Mynemynemyne.

They wil nevur hav it. I need to go to the ruin. The ruin will sayve me. It'll sayve my nek lass. Sayve it from the thiefs. They all want to tayk it from me.

It's my nek lass. They want it. They want it for themselfs. Finders keepers. Finders keepers. FINDERS KEEPERS.

<Ink is spilled here.>

A bug landed on me. It wanted the nek lass. It's ded now. I'm too smart for them. All of them. These fucking thiefs. Myne. Myne. MYNE. MYNE.

DankPotatoDec 13, 2017

Dec 13, 2017 at 01:18 PM #11

Finalee got my jurnal back.

Keys red it, I guess.

I got posesed by a daydra, stabed with a speer, burnd, and spent a long tyme in the clinik.

Keys left the Fiters Gild.

I met this really ~~prettee~~ nice girl named Kiri. She's gunna join the Mayg's Guild with me. I'm gonna teech her magic and she's gonna teech me to reed and spel better.

I'm gunna go nap. Tiered.